umm...that's called rape.

If you do it properly she will wake up unless you drug her

why does she have to be asleep??

What you do is
1. jump off a cliff


viola

you arent planning on trying this are you?

If you do, you might find yourself next to a guy named Bubba who fucked YOU in your sleep!

You need some serious help.
1. This is illegal.
2. This is not normal.
3. Don't do it.
4. It is morally wrong.
5. Barnum has a point.

I agree 200% with cab, "roofies" mate, they'll save the day :P

Having done this to a girl before I can confirm the following;

She will wake up & she will not be happy and will start going on about rape. At this point tell her to fuck off and ask her why shes so juiced up.

LOL...You can always use a plastic bag over her head as a secondary measure.

paint your face like a clowns then tie her up and do her. If she wakes just smile and carry on saying nothing.

to do this, you will need to wrap piano wire around your cullones until you begin to pee blood. Then tie the piano wire to a bungee cord and the bungee cord to a passing bus.

That's a good one.To the poster why would you want to fuck somebody that's asleep?

gees,
um................
you guys have some serious issues.

maby you should consider seeing a therapist or councilor.


or.....



maby just consider jumping of a cliff you sick freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't think he is going to try this lol

eh why dont u jus ask er dus she wanna ride n den see wa happens like !!...

You a sped? great, another ghetto retard for "Dis" site.

ow sick can u get?? so ur basicaly plannin 2 rape her?? you need serious help and get it right away

it is kinda called rape

dude thats just not right.. dont do it or u will havwe the same happen to you in jail you dumbass

SOME1 NOT GETTING ANY!
UR FUCKED UP MAN

Ewwww... You must be really fuckin ugly if you have to rape a girl in her sleep. Freak.

Hey ask her, If she is willing to take a drug to knock her out get her on video agrreeing to it then her taking it on her own free will. But if you are lanning on doing it with out her knowledge I hope your poop shoot opens wide becuase BUBBA is gonna have a field day with you in the shower

You are a rapist!

why dont u ask her to fuck u?

THAT WUD B RAPE ND DATS SICK U DIRTY CUNT!!!!!

You could just get her naked and have a wank over the top of her
Another option is to fuck her and if she wakes up claim she fell asleep while you were banging her
Or the final option is to turn her around and do her up the ass, if she wakes up slam her head into the bed and keep on banging her til she tops resisting, she is either enjoying it or she's dead

ouch my head.

Hey aren't you tired and want some sleep? Why not sleep and jerk off instead? That is a splendidly safe solution, just don't moan too loud.

If you're reaaaly intent on doing this get some ectasy or morhpine, but its way better when shes awake, if all else fails you can ask her to PRETEND to sleep :p

I often f*ck my wife when she is aleep, the trick is to tell her you might do it before you do it. I must say the first time i did it i thought she was awake, after i had cum she did wake up and ask me what i was doing, which was obviouse as she was full of cum, but she did not seem that bothered. If She does waken up, I kiss her on the neck and thank her, but i am real gentle so as not to wake her. she is quite flattered that i want to, and she has no real problem with it, but then we love each other and we share each others bodies no questions, although i might be abit dimayed if she decided to use a strap on on me. She wouldnt cos women dont think that way. to answer your question, my technique is to rub her gently between her legs until i feel her getting wet, i also use my pre-cum to lubricate her i then slowly gently push/nudge her until she lays on her stomach ( this is the easiest part, people asleep respond to nudging), I then open her legs and enter from behind (not anal), i usually slip a hand under her belly, to help guide my cock into her pussy as this position is awckward, and i have an average cock length ( bigger one would help), I am real gentle and slow unil i cum. My advice is ask her before you try it,make sure you get an open invitation, and be real gentle and slow, you could use lubricant.

This is where Nyquil comes in! LAWL!though vendetta does make a good point...
bye!
-Gigaloo

I pray you are just fucking with us. If not, you are a consummate scum bag, and you should ask yourself if the reason you like to fuck women when they're asleep is because you're afraid of them when they're awake.

kill.....yourself