Something that goes Lump in the Throat

Guys, don't even try an say I suck too much c*ck, I've never had oral sex; period. Okay, I got up at 7:30 p.m PST and ever since then (it's now 11:12 pm) I've had this weird feeling in my throat, like something is lodged in there just above my voice box, and it doesn't hurt, but it's extremely annoying.

Like Chinese Water-Torture...

Comments, Suggestions, Advice, Flames would be nice...

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Comments (11)

mm2184 (5042)

2007-07-02 02:18:42

it might have something to do with your tonsils. go see a doctor to be sure.

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Vendetta (9156)

2007-07-02 04:06:10

Doctors will be able to tell you more than people on this site.

Please consult one.

It's for your own safety.

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CrazyMoFo (1953)

2007-07-02 04:24:40

u could be coming down with a strep throat . . .

Or u could just need to s*ck on a BIG nob !

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J-Man (7403)

2007-07-02 05:21:14

Possibly not sucking enough cock! Maybe a good squirt of jism will dislodge the chicken bone that you had for dinner.

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Neuroticism (9109)

2007-07-02 05:31:27

I've had strep throat twice in my life and rhmatic fever once, but strep throat feels like the flu with a giant sore burning extremely painful ball in your throat, this doens't hurt.

Plus you puke up oatmeal-textured saliva.

Penis sounds delicious...

LOL

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Neuroticism (9109)

2007-07-02 06:05:32

Uhh....

Uhh.......

Okay........?

STFU.

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CrazyMoFo (1953)

2007-07-02 12:06:44

@: Neuroticism

sorry I didnt know u wrote this lol but since it sounds so delicious to u, I can arrange something.

;)

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-07-02 20:55:32