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Every day i get the urge to dress up like a tramp and to go around begging for cash off of people in bus depots and train ststions etcs. I even have the dirty old coat ready and my dads shoes have holes in them. Its not cos im lazy i just want easy money. I even heard that tramps get all the best sex cos there always around desperate lady tramps. Thing is i have a wife and 3 kids i work in a bank and were quite financially secure. Another thing bothers me is the fact that tramps smell alot amd im afraid ill get found out if i dont get the smell off me from a busy a day begging. Is this normal
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Comments (4)
brothershamass (380)
2007-07-03 09:07:39
It seems to me that you want to be a tramp rather than a begger. There are a number of problems ahead of you.

For starters, do you have a beard? Judging by the fact that you work in a bank, even if you do, it's likely to be a tidy beard rather then than the big bushy wiskers of a tramp.

How do you intend to sober up in time to return to your normal life at home?
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Footfan90 (5641)
2007-07-03 10:33:30
that would be cool, if it was for a day or something
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mm2184 (5042)
2007-07-03 23:40:48
you actually like being like a homeless person? dude, you've got problems.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-07-04 17:52:40
Man i don't know why in the hell anybody would want to do that? Especially if they don't need to your going to end up getting killed diseased or something.
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