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i rele want to use my dildo but i need lube. what can i use as lube? like something you find at home?
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spam_javelin (8680)
2007-07-08 15:09:41
vaseline, baby oil, chili powder, sperm.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-07-08 23:08:13
Motor oil,antifreeze,vegtebal oil,porno
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beatles_steffi (9285)
2007-07-10 11:21:11
you can get little packets of lube and rubers from school. A condom works. Baby oil (but not with a condom EVER) Lotion (unscented or it might hurt)
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Stinky1 (9078)
2007-07-13 01:48:15
cooking oil(just don't lay out in the sun too long...) spit, lotion, vaseline, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, ummm.......yum!
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lalala (10359)
2007-09-03 01:53:58
Nails screws knives spoons waffles TV rremotes Computer parts aand best of all V8 splash then put it back in the bottle and have someone drink it
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colostomybag (7810)
2007-09-13 21:49:45
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cram some vaseline in your dookie hole, push it back out, now it's brown vaseline, then use that as lube for your taco.
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October (10003)
2007-09-13 21:56:33
UltraGlide!
'Nuff said!
Tobra ;)
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