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Having disposed of my latest bloodied victim by Tesco's bottle bank I jumped on a bus and decided to hit Haistings in suitably ladish fashion.

However to the pussy-ass driving of the conductor I feared I would not arrive at my destination before the other tourists so, after slaying the driver and all the other passengers (yes, all 17 of them) I hi-jacked the fucking bus.

Yet going to Haistings was now the last thing on my list. I was gonna pick up some fucking slags to ride with me. So I went to the airport in order to accumulate a multi-racial assortment, mowing down several innocent pedestrians en route with my infamous air of nonchelance (ie I slaughtered them without actually giving a fuck).

Once I was stopped by some fine-ass females who politely enquired I wanted my vehicle hosing down. I declined, then "hosed them down" myself... with fucking jizz (those slags).

Two hours later my bus was loaded with beaver of all origons; French, Italian, Japanease, you name it, my ride was like the United fucking Nations. Anyway, we pulled in to a hotel where Jeehab and Rhcp were awaiting to spray the jizz devouring foreginers with torrents of steaming white syrup. I think some Thai bitch dropped dead, but did we give a fuck? Answer: No, we just kept on spraying until there was no more.


Is this fucking normal??