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"My Wife" (Rellak)
I have not been sleeping. I cannot even take comfort in my beloved Earl Grey. I need your help...

In a recent poll I was oficially announced "The King" of this website. I am proud of this title, in such a way that I decided to change my lifestlye to fit this role.

I therefore renovated my appartment into a castle with money earned from several nefarious deeds - I even have my own fucking crown. This is all well excpet for one thing, I am worried about how my wife feels about the lifestyle I lead.

As I have asumed 100% power I order her arround like a slave and make her perform duties such as cleaning the drawbridge, polishing my armour and dressing up as a pig so I can roast her on a spit while I jizz in her face. I tell her if she does not obey me I will send her to the dungeons without food or water until she learns her lesson.

At face value she seems to enjoy this lifestyle but I am worried this all a fascade and that deep down she is unhappy about how she is treated at Castle Rellak, how would other girls feel about being treated like this?

Please comment.. I am genuinley concerned about this
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Btw I would like to make clear my wife was not injured at all during the spit roasting, the heat is not really hot at all the whole experience is all a bit of a laugh for both of us.
(I hope)
Fuck off and die rellak
FUCK OFF
Who participated in this "poll".....You?


Ha!
People who matter on this site, not fucking you.
P.S I want some propper feedback here, not just a bunch of cunts saying fuck off, are you all unable to post comments over 2 lines in length?? I guess fucking so (you cunts)
I think you cunts just got fucking rinsed
You can't even hit the reply button when replying to someone and YOU want a "proper" response?

Again....Ha!
LOL! LOL! Yes, that was fucking hilarious, made my fucking day.

NB The above is sarcastic
P.s the reply button does not fucking work for me (you cunt)
Btw if you were too fucking stupid to observe my careless error, the above comment was directed at you, Stargirl. However, I am pleased to announce my "reply" feature appears to be functioning on my request, therefore I will now direct my comments specifically towards the cunts who I fucking chose to rinse with my sophistication, wit and intelligence
And yet here you are using the reply button.


Any more lies?
I know it was directed at me.....but I don't care.


Sophistication, wit and intelligence are not the words that anyone on here will ever use to describe any of your comments or stories....except of course your alter-ego.

If you want to be a fiction writer, just do it. Go write a book and quit wasting everyone else's time trying to pass your fiction off as truth.
As I said earlier I'm not a fucking fake, all stories posted here are based on real experiences, yes, I do have a life outside of isitnormal (namely jizzing in slags faces lol).

So watch it stargirl
you 2 crybabies ran away from here before because evryone thought you were shit. Why dont you fuk off before you have to do it again. Is that enough lines for you shitshooter turdburgler now FUCK OF
Based on real incidents huh?


Ok.....If you say so.


(Hahahahahahahaha)


Believe me kid, if you got your std infected dick anywhere near me you wouldn't be getting it back.
I already fucking did, but you were too fucking wasted to remember
Keep dreaming!
As I said in an earlier post: no getting through to some people
Again....ditto.

:)
Your the kin g of something but it obviously isn't here so take your egotistical inbred fallacious but out of here time waster!!!!
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