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I was fortunate ennough to meet stargil at a local public house the other night. Now, she was getting pretty fucking wasted so myslef and my compadres Rhcp and Jeehab dragged her to our warehouse near by. She persistantly demanded more drink so we offered her some earl grey which she gratefully consumed while we ran her a bath. Unfortunately our warehouse has no running water so we had to fill the bath with our own fucking jizz instead.

As she blissfully bathed in our milky white produce we suddenly realised we had to dash over to the all-night newsagent to get some fucking sweetener for our morning brew. We left Stargirl submerged in the swirling bath of jizz vehement on arriving at the shop before it closed.

When we got back to the warehouse we discovered Stargirl had consumed the entire bath of gelatinous, turbid syrup and had passed out on the floor. Fortunately she was still alive so we pumped her full of memory loss shit, furthurly jizzed all over her face and nipples and dropped her off outside the club where we found her.

Now here is our worry. Our bath is about 4 cubic meters in volume, therefore she consumed aproximately 4000 litres of our fucking jizz-em!! I mean fucking hell, is this shit normal??