f**k me beoch
me and my f**kbag were at da cottage and we f**ked birds and then killed them smores.
we also ate sh*t and shot each other and made da guns f**k each other
after mr.carpet f**ked mr.sand while mr.broom and mr.vacuumn cleaner f**ked and watched mr.carpet f**k mr.sand
then i sh*t
i mistaked some sh*t for crack and was f**ked by a gay transexual russian cab driver
then we got some coffee...and he poured it down my ass
then he said sh*t ,sh*t
then i came all over mr.carpet while mr.toilet licked it up
sh*t i said...what a waste of cum
mr.toilet said f**k
then a squirrel ate my nuts
i am so f**ked because...
i got a roll cookie dough and i'm poorin cherry coke and i cant find da kitchen cuz of all this damn smoke
then i said why is there no cum on my car
so my neighbor said eat some sh*t and then f**k it and youll be gayer than f**king hell
so i did it and know im lauhging at so raven
will u f**k me beoch
what do u think of this