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My girlfriend died.

My girlfriend died from carbon monoxide. What should I do?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (16)
jerry (8473)
2007-07-18 01:14:37
Go to the funeral home and pay your respects and go to the funeral.

Then find another girlfriend.
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I_am_the_Walrus (9134)
2007-07-18 20:47:46
stop fucking her when the smell gets so bad you pass out.otherwise keep slamming it.
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RobertELee (9443)
2007-07-18 21:45:20
Many men from my Army have died already. This is just one person. I have suffered much more than you can possibly think!
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theprofessional (9228)
2007-09-02 13:10:46
tap that bitch until she turns green
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MatthewDark (10431)
2007-09-06 16:53:58
@: jerry
Jerry . . . you have split my sides, LMAO XD
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MatthewDark (10431)
2007-09-06 16:54:37
Walrus, you too HAHAHA
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sexii_prep (10620)
2007-09-17 19:20:14
omg.thats your choice. sorry to hear that btw.=]
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misogynecologist (6137)
2007-10-05 10:01:14
depends. is she still warm?
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Pride-in-Normality (4874)
2007-10-21 18:02:17
if you have a fettish for dead decayed bodies like me and theirs no need to break up with her yet
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hotboy2367 (10985)
2007-10-24 19:11:23
omg bro u serious pay ur respect man srry
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Morbid_Angel (11866)
2007-11-25 14:36:59
eat her up then...
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Anon345 (15164)
2008-07-16 14:37:57
Pay your respects to her, then give yourself grieving time. 6 months, maybe longer. This is time to remember the good times and know that she would have wanted you to be happy. Then you can move on. Talk to her family about her, remember memories, look at pictures. When you think you are ready move on
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ez_mama (15525)
2008-08-02 22:59:56
what the fuck is wrong with some of these people? that's just disrespectful.
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axejacks (16423)
2008-09-22 01:40:44
The question does seem a little open ended. If it's real? Give yourself time to grieve. Embrace your sadness. Over time you will get over it.
If this is a fake question? hmm.
I kinda like the funny responses. Maybe it will help him chuckle a little bit? hm? or not.
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metalpayne (16838)
2008-10-11 18:48:57
Go to the funeral, pray about it, and then get off of it. She loved you, but don't think you can't be with someone else. That doesn't even apply to marriages. You suffering in your life is not what she would want to leave behind after she died.
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P00LTOY (15451)
2008-10-11 19:17:59
for anyone in this situation, the best thing to do is get in touch with your deep inner feelings.

Let yourself grieve.

then fuck everything in sight, pretty girls, ugly girls, women, old women, chickens, hamburger patties, whatever.

I'm not just talking out of my ass. No. I've been there.
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