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Before I go to bed.

Well, it is 1:10 in the morning. I think before I go to bed, I think I will go to the bathroom and play with myself. I will be thinking of MM2184 while I am stroking my little pork.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (13)
dude, why would we wanna read what your gonna do, damn this post is a waste
Well, was it good.
I'll send you a pic to jerk off to if you want one.
R
This is a post waste? Apparently you haven't read all of the posts on thise website. With my post you can understand every word.
Yes it was good. Send me a picture of MM2184.
Stargirl,

You are just jealous that I fantasised about MM2184 and not you.

Besides how much time did it take out of your life reading my post. Next to nothing.

Have a nice day.
i agree with stargirl. If ur going 2 post what ur going 2 do with ur life, u should realy find some friends 2 shair it with.
Yes...my Army needs pork..and very badly. This great army I command hasn't seen an adequate supply of food in ages. But I think it's not the kind of pork i am thinking of.......

Just taking a wild guess
Listen all of you. I was just being silly.
Don't all of you get your panties in an uproar.

This website is a pain in the ass. I have to login every couple of days and send for a new password so I can reply or comment. What the hell is that about?

Before you all go to bed tonight, masturbate to death.
I MUST AGREE WITH THE REST OF YOU IF YOU WANT TO JERK YOUR GERKIN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF TMI AND NO ONE CARES
There are absolutely no stories on this website that are important, very few.

So screw all of you and good bye.
ha thats funny u think of robots
Idiotic juveniles the guy is 62 years old for hell sakes.
Pray keep these thoughts to yourself next time. What was the point of posting them?