aw I'm sorry, whenever you get older you will defiantly probably gain some friends, just be yourself though, you will find a nice person eventually in this harsh cold world.

and about the girl, maybe you should talk to her, and become friends with her, don't ask her out right away, just kinda flirt with her a little after you two become friends

good luck!

yeah, definitely make a FRIEND first, then you're in... and if she don't like ya, her friend will!

ouch, that hurts. I feel so sad. Here is a tip, don't talk to yourself. It's creepy. and when other kids in your class play games at recess, ask if you could play. and don't worry about sex at 11 years old, same with dating, and masturbating at that age, i started jacking off last year before my birthday (i was 12).

hang out at the apple store alot of geeky women there that where i go to pick up chick.(seriously we started a conversation about macs vs pc and became a couple).

awww
poor kid

I know i feel bad for you kids, thats why older adults should try to set a good example , Yes, I know we mess up
But kids should be a top priority in parents life, It sounds like you need new loveable parents ..My heart aches for kids that have to live throught h*ll and never know where their next meal is coming from...Or if mom and dad is going to be home for them.

If you like a girl, it doesn't mean you have to ask her out or date her. You can be her friend, and if it develops into something more, so be it. If you simply want to have a close physical relationship, that's normal, but comes with a lot of baggage you might not want to deal with. Think about it and look around at the kids your age that are dating. How often are they talking about nothing but their relationship? Do you really want to become that boring and not be able to think about anything but what's happening between you and the girl? It's not as much fun as you might hope. As for being a sex addict... that's called puberty. Seriously, don't worry about it. You can't masturbate too much, and no matter how freaky the porn you like is, it's just fantasy. Real life is completely different. Stop thinking about your relationships with other people. What do you like? Do that. Learn all about it. If you enjoy being you, it won't matter who likes you and who doesn't.

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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-20 14:20:42 germans>adolf hitler
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stargirl (5057) 2007-09-20 14:21:19 @: spam_javelin
Adolf Hitler>madman
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Orochimaru (9975) 2007-09-20 14:56:02 Nazis'
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CabbyHubby2st (10646) 2007-09-20 16:13:19 @: Orochimaru
Nazis>Aryans
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nearly (10533) 2007-09-20 16:22:45 @: spam_javelin
I was going to post a load of abuse here since you and your idiot friend decided to lay waste to the previous one, but guess what, THAT would make me as SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD as you. So I will refrain
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slackjawedyokel (6678) 2007-09-20 16:47:19 what a bunch of geniuses we got in here.....all they can think of when germans are mentioned is hitler.you all need to get out more.1945 is over.move on.
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CabbyHubby2st (10646) 2007-09-20 16:57:15 @: slackjawedyokel
American>George Bush

Happy now Slackjawdyokel? Though I highly doubt you like it since you are a liberal. It's obviously 2007 right there.
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-20 17:52:32 georgebush-hedgerow
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-20 17:52:46 @: nearly
die bitch.
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nearly (10533) 2007-09-21 07:17:35 @: spam_javelin
hedgerow>birds
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stargirl (5057) 2007-09-21 07:46:56 @: slackjawedyokel
Slack,

In case you didn't notice, only one person related germany and hitler together.....not everyone did.
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Footfan_90 (10400) 2007-09-21 09:15:12 you guys are so bad at this lol, just stay on topic, not that i can talk
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stargirl (5057) 2007-09-21 09:18:00 @: Footfan_90
Talk>mouth
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stargirl (5057) 2007-09-21 09:24:02 @: Footfan_90
;)
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nearly (10533) 2007-09-21 09:24:32 @: stargirl
mouth>penis




pmsl
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-21 14:16:18 penis>erection
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CabbyHubby2st (10646) 2007-09-21 18:01:18 @: spam_javelin
Erection>Hard
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gizzie56 (8681) 2007-09-21 18:03:02 @: CabbyHubby2st
Hard>rock
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Potato (7428) 2007-09-21 18:11:35 @: slackjawedyokel
Well, the holocaust is the only thing that has affacted my life and opinion of the entire country... X

rock> melodic
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-21 22:17:11 @: Potato
melodic>sound
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claro666 (3773) 2007-09-22 01:09:39 sound>quief
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CabbyHubby2st (10646) 2007-09-22 01:20:02 @: claro666
quiet>peaceful
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Potato (7428) 2007-09-22 01:27:22 @: claro666
hehe I don't think it was a misspell XD
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-22 07:20:30 @: CabbyHubby2st
peaceful>tranquility
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claro666 (3773) 2007-09-22 21:36:16 @: Potato
correct, it was quieF, you know a pussy fart!
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nearly (10533) 2007-09-23 12:14:42 tranquility > calm
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October (10003) 2007-09-23 12:19:47 Calm>Sleepy
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nearly (10533) 2007-09-23 18:11:36 @: October
sleepy>dreams
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-23 18:37:39 dreams > nightmares
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Orochimaru (9975) 2007-09-23 18:38:12 @: spam_javelin
nightmares>tsukuyomi
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-23 18:49:49 tsukuyomi > moon god
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nearly (10533) 2007-09-24 06:08:51 @: spam_javelin
moon god >monotheistic
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xxsugaxx (9937) 2007-09-24 06:15:31 @: nearly
monotheistic >god
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CabbyHubby2st (10646) 2007-09-24 06:21:44 @: xxsugaxx
God>Religion
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-24 07:49:43 religion > war
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Warner4200 (10422) 2007-09-27 03:20:43 @: spam_javelin
war> bush
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CabbyHubby2st (10646) 2007-09-27 03:45:25 @: Warner4200
bush>Texas
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Footfan_90 (10400) 2007-09-27 05:19:56 @: CabbyHubby2st
Texas>Cowboys
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-27 06:49:20 @: Footfan_90
Cowboys > Indians
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CabbyHubby2st (10646) 2007-09-27 06:56:52 @: spam_javelin
Indians>peace pipe

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:D ===U
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-27 07:19:04 @: CabbyHubby2st
peace pipe > Paul Mc Cartney
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CabbyHubby2st (10646) 2007-09-27 07:42:05 Paul Mc Cartney>The Beatles
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Footfan_90 (10400) 2007-09-27 09:59:58 @: CabbyHubby2st
Beatles>Pepper
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stargirl (5057) 2007-09-27 10:14:46 @: Footfan_90
Pepper......Mill
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-27 17:03:28 @: stargirl
Mill>wind
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Sprinkles (10609) 2007-09-27 19:01:09 @: spam_javelin
rain
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-09-27 19:03:17 @: Sprinkles
Rain > wet
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Footfan_90 (10400) 2007-10-02 18:23:05 @: spam_javelin
wet>pussy
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Sprinkles (10609) 2007-10-02 18:35:15 @: Footfan_90
ha ha ha! Cock
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-10-03 05:17:38 @: Footfan_90
pussy > The Sopranos



Pussy is a charactor in that show.
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Orochimaru (9975) 2007-10-03 11:56:54 @: spam_javelin
Pussy > man
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-10-03 19:29:44 man > homo
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Orochimaru (9975) 2007-10-04 12:07:19 @: spam_javelin
homo > nearly (iknow u were thinking the same thing)
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-10-04 12:17:39 @: Orochimaru
lol...


nearly > anal pains
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Orochimaru (9975) 2007-10-04 12:22:22 @: spam_javelin
anal pains > prostate exam
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-10-04 12:46:44 @: Orochimaru
prostate examination > surgical glove
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Orochimaru (9975) 2007-10-04 12:47:31 surgical glove > fingers
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-10-04 14:47:22 fingers > knuckles
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Sprinkles (10609) 2007-10-04 16:32:49 @: spam_javelin
fisting
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-10-04 16:58:39 @: Sprinkles
Fisting > Sex
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gizzie56 (8681) 2007-10-04 19:53:42 @: spam_javelin
Sex>joyous
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CabbyHubby2st (10646) 2007-10-04 19:55:36 @: gizzie56
joyous>pleasure.
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gizzie56 (8681) 2007-10-04 20:04:47 @: CabbyHubby2st
pleasure>stimulation
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gizzie56 (8681) 2007-10-04 20:51:02 @: gizzie56
stimulation>massage
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spam_javelin (8680) 2007-10-05 10:11:17 @: gizzie56
massage > brothel
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Orochimaru (9975) 2007-10-08 13:01:59 @: spam_javelin
brothel > hoes
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