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RANT ABOUT BANK PEN

You know the pen at the bank? Why is it on that damn chain? It drives me insane. They can leave both vaults open; sure, the MONEY, that's unimportant, but GOD FORBID someone should steal the friggin pen. There's only free ones THREE FEET AWAY!
What kind of genius criminal mind walks into a bank, pulls out a gun, and STEALS THE PEN? Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I BELIEVE there are better things to steal in a bank. What's he gonna do, shove it in his trenchcoat, run outside and dive into a getaway car?
What they SHOULD do is tie a bungee cord to it. THEN we'd have a show. Or 500 feet of clear fishing line, so he'd halfway outta town, smug grin on his face.....thinking crime DOES pay....and WHAM!!!
If the pen is the only secure thing in a bank why can't they just hide all the money INSIDE THE PEN?
Am I a lunatic? Comments.

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Comments (12)

JES (335)

2005-10-23 22:20:55

It's in the vault.

No. I don't think you're a lunatic. You do a damn good Jerry Seinfeld but you're not a lunatic.
Total agreement about the pens, I think you're on to something.

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leobutrkurnel (810)

2005-10-24 19:58:15

@: JES

Thanks for the insight but too many people have successfully driven me insane by repeatedly telling me I look like him for that to be any remote form of compliment. I also appreciate the opinion that I don't need a padded cell and a tranquilizer dart in the neck; too many people have told me that too. :)
p.s You ever notice all the cameras are pointing at the pen?

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Moi (588)

2005-10-25 09:01:24

@: leobutrkurnel

And the dang pen is empty of ink too . . .

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bourbonised_aussie (612)

2005-10-26 04:33:57

youre no a lunatic, just a fucken idiot. the pen is on the chain so people like you dont lose it when ya shove it up ya arse or have it shoved up your arse by people like me who think you have nothing better in your life to do. by the way, what are you doing in a bank?

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leobutrkurnel (810)

2005-10-26 10:05:00

@: bourbonised_aussie

That was a pitiful excuse for an insult

Robbing it. Why don't you go screw a kangaroo?

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Tha-Flash (874)

2005-11-05 19:00:49

@: bourbonised_aussie

WHAT!

What are you being cocky for you big fat fycking Sheila... Rack off you fackin idiot!