like that cow who hates men (you dont hate women ) but different at the same time. women are not boring.

im not boring

what can you say about your life that interesting. and i'll say something to you

and why do you think your'e so interesting? maybe you are a sexist and thats why you have the mean feelings for women....men and women sometimes have different ideas of what makes a good conversation..and heres a news flash for ya..guys can have boring conversations too. it doesn't make them stupid...maybe you don't get laid because your'e a frikkin jerk!

Perhaps it's just the kinds of women you are attracted to that are boring.

Some men are boring too . . .

Hey I'm a girl and I've got some questions for you. How can women be possibly boring? Are you kidding me? Women know everything, most of them, and have a lot of intresting hobbies. They also, even the immoral ones, have better common sense than any man. Ever wonder why 80% of imprisoned civilians happen to be male? Maybe if you open your mind a little and explore the feminite world you'll see how wonderous it is. Sure they don't share your same hobbies, but you've got to understand that your hobbies arn't the best. Women are full of character,sometimes more than men. I'm like the complete opposite of you. I think the same way, except with men. You guys are on the boring side, lost in your world of sports and cars. The reason you see them as characterless is because you haven't learned their way of seeing things. Try learning something from them and then you'll see how intresting they are.

P.S and for god's sake stop thinking about sex 24-7 its not the world
Go watch some talk shows [ not about sports or cars] and learn some cooking techniques. That will get a good conversation going.

Skybird, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Oh, and Skybird, I happen to know quite a few non-lesbian females who are into cars.

Ignore her, she's a neo feminist who thinks she is better than everyone.

Anyway, do you think perhaps you have not met the right woman yet? I've noticed a lot of females tend to be boring, into their make-up, depressing break ups, and other such idiotic things. I think what you need is to meet an intellectual female. They do exsist, but interesting chicks are hard to find. My best luck to you.

Oh, and try not to be such a jerk about it, it's a turn off.

Yo Shitbird whats kickin'
I know you missed me more than I missed you.
First of all, starting your comment out with "I'm a girl"? It seems the jury's still out on that one. Yes, it is simply inconceivable that any female could possibly be boring. We are so lucky we have intelligent women like you around for thrilling topics of conversation like this.
Dude, you know how you said that women are boring and hate it when they talk because nobody gives a shit what they think? Well, here's an perfect little specimen for you. Yes women are, as EVERYBODY knows, all-knowing.
Why, I always ask one of these wise and all-mighty creatures every time I need to know how to get spaghetti sauce out of denim or whenever I need someone to rate the inherent stupidity that lies in whatever I happen to be doing at that time.
"Open your mind a little"? Thank you, Geraldo. Maybe you should open your legs a little and shut your mouth a little.
"You haven't learned their way of seeing things"? What do you mean, being able to immediately analyze any outfit anyone happens to be wearing at any time for underlying sluttiness? Yes, that is truly a gift.
Perhaps the several thick inches of makeup you apply each day in an attempt to hide your unibrow has been weighing your head down so much that the strain on your brain stem, assuming you have one, has resulted in your babbling like a cretin instead of normal speech and continuously bothering people who quite honestly who don't give a shit what you think.
Well, as much as I'd LOOOVVEE to stay and chat I'm missing my favorite show. I'm learning how to make my own beer while masturbating to a women's volleyball championship where all the bikinis have pictures of sportscars on them. God, it's great to be male.


P.S Whoever the girl is who hates this mutant as much as me post something non-anonymously sometime, I'd like to know who you are. You seem like one of the coolest people on this site.

I know the kind of women you speak of. They bore me and I bore them. 'Same goes for my guy with some of his friends. He's not into monster trucks, muscle cars, football and all that crap.
Like women, a good number of men are boring too. Interesting women and men are difficult to find. I met my match 8 yrs ago at the Canada Day town carnival, when neither of us were 'looking'. We talked about archaeology, non-indigenous species of North America, etymology, Star Trek. I seduced him with my Beatles collection and some beef stew with dumplings and the rest is history.
There's someone out there for you. It seems to happen when you least expect it. Try getting to know some people in different circles and branch out. What kind of things are you interested in anyway? (besides getting laid)

I usually post as anonymously because I've made some enemies while using my name because I happen to support the torture of rapists and think abortion is a great idea. Ah well, so it goes. Anyway, I'm glad you happen to enjoy my veiws, but idiots are a pet peeve of mine. And yes, I treat people like this in real life, if I find them to be as moronic as skybird.

Leobutttrunkle and Skybird should keep their Stunted Teen angst in that one huge argument post.

Anyway, you posting JackOff, women can see into your Man-Meat Jocko attitude. They are not happy to be around you. This gives you the impRession that they are non-interesting. They are just chewing their arm off to get away from you Anus.

I am crazy, Smell my fingers and see how lucky I really am!

The chicks also dig my sweet-ass Moustache, Bro.

You all are like little red fire ants biting at my ankles. Leobutkernel is a carpenter ant. Why do persist in teasing me? I AM nice to both BOYS AND GIRLS but I just have compulsive hatred thoughts for men. Thats not funny, nor is it something to critisize me against. If you all haven't noticed Leobutkernel is a very immature 17-year old and is very self-absorbed. He actually has the nerve to taunt a 14 year old girl. Its like a cat playing with a mouse. Meanwhile the girls that leave comments are actually trying to help, well most of them. And if you think I'm self- absorbed I'm not. I hate everything about me. In my world I'm at the bottom of everything. So please stop dropping your bombs of aggrssion upon me and only leave helpful comments. I will do the same.
As always I remain,
Skybird311

Hey Shitbird my good buddy, how goes it.
First of all, let me enlighten you. I do not insult everyone. I don't start shit with people. People start shit with me. YOU started it when YOU INSULTED ALL GUYS.
Listen carefully. And I will do the math FOR you so there will be no confusion. You claim it is just some 17-year old guy being a jerk to a poor, sweet, innocent 14-year old girl. In the original "So Confused" you got a total of 79 comments. Let me break this down for you.
Out of 79, 22 were yours so we can subtract that, which leaves 57. Subtract my 5 which makes 52 comments by other people. Out of those 52, not ONE PERSON agreed with you. 22 of the 55 were swearing, ranting, cursing, SCREAMING people you pissed off so bad they couldn't think straight. And I was fairly generous in those numbers, I just took into account the people who were the MOST pissed. There were fewer than 6 that were "girls trying to help."
You hate everything about yourself? Don't feel so bad. We do too.
Don't like being taunted? Well don't fucking say men are worthless and all need to go to Hell and that they don't care at all about their girlfriends. This is the most in-depth I will get into my social life, but I have a girlfriend I would give my life for and your ranting about how all I want her for is sex and to do my damn laundry pissed me off.
And the comment about me being self-absorbed I would like you to do a little thesis on. Give me one example of self absorbtion and only caring about myself in any of my posts/comments, especially one that you haven't already magnified tenfold in your paranoid, insane babblings you force us all to hear.
So don't worry about all of us "little red fire ants" biting at your ankles. We could never get to your skin through all that leg hair.

As always I remain,
Leobutrkurnel

*Dumbass

My apologies for the misspelling but, as Skybird pointed out in her posts and previous comments, she seems to have an inability to, in the truest sense of the word, coherently read or write. So this, I'm sure, is of little consequence to the little hairy mutant.

Mentos the Freshmaker:
You debilitated pile of monkey gonads,you sack of albacore tuna feces, you, you....FRENCH ENTREE..... please acknowledge the aforementioned request and shut the fuck up. Or, at least learn to communicate in a dialect not known only to 40-year old virgins who dream of one day getting lucky with their mother. This is between me and the furry one so kindly shut your dickhole and return to the vagina from whence you came; she's in a good mood, I think tonight might be the night.

Durex: "Anywhere, Anytime."

VilePlatitude and Methos, 'love ya both. I think I should take a cue from both of ya. No more nice JES from
now on. This is a vast wasteland of assholic morons in this site. I just don't give a crap right now because
I'm sick of all of you retards out there. Some of you are one step away from throwing feces at each other.
For a start........
Skybird: Get your own site for your rants. We're all tired of you. You've worn us down to a bloody stump.
Leobutkernel: Take a pill. This site is not a showcase for 'your excellency' and your comments ad nauseam.
Original poster: I dunno, 'K.? You sound like a jerk and yeah, probably women just don't like you.

Leo. Put a fuckin sock in it and LEAVE METHOS ALONE.

Okay, the comment about assholic morons was proven quite nicely with your comment, which has been a forefront in this endless circle of stupidity we seem to have fallen into. I'm sick of retards too, which is one of the reasons I bothered to insult Good ol' Methos. Perhaps if people could actually interpret what the hell he was saying from time to time, he would get more responses to his comments. That also, conveniently enough, is the same reason I am insulting you. I don't like being labeled as a "retard" by someone who hasn't even evolved as far as having an opposable thumb.
Just out of sheer, morbid curiosity, if you happen to AGREE WITH ME about Shitbird why the hell are you bitching at me? I am pissed at her because of what she said, as are you. Anyone that doesn't like me or the way I act can quite literally eat shit and die because I'm not going to pretend to like people I can't stand to impress people I like even LESS. And I also refuse to stop retaliating when someone with the intellect of a tree stump (I use you as my prime example) insults me to begin with. Fuck everyone that doesn't like it.


P.S. All of you people seem to be have an inability to type. LEO BUT-R-KURNEL. R. Say it with me now. "RRRRRRR." Let me know when the concept sinks in. Oh, and one more thing, believe it or not, I actually agree with what you said about the original poster, he does seem like a jerk. Sounds like your typical sage advice in action.

I did not call you a retard. Read my post again and you will see that I didn't direct the 'retard' comment directly to you. Telling you to "take a pill", I meant calm down, try to control yourself. Jeeze, what a hot-head you are! When I told you "this site is not a showcase for 'your excellency'" I meant that your soliloquies are excessive, you are verbose to a fault. You can write, you can spell, are succinct and I can respect your intelligence but I'm bitching at you because your retorts are so vehement and long winded!
Yes, I agree with you about Skybird. She insulted every male everywhere and as you and almost of us here know too well, the list goes on.
It's not just the fact that Methos has been here at this site almost from the beginning. It's that Methos actually gives advice, you disregard it then proceed to go off on a tangent, spewing even more insults at your new target. Yes, you and Skybird need your own post to argue in, not in others.
As for being liked, it makes no difference to me. People don't need to eat shit if they don't like me, they can just not like me. Simple. I and others here, don't respond to the flurry of insults that you dole out in such abundance. The things we fear the most have either already happened to us, never will happen to their expected extent or happen at all. Insults are by far the most meaningless and ineffectual things. They impose no threat at all. They're only words.

Fascinating. Well, in response, other than giving you the good ol' universal hand gesture, all I have to say is as follows.
As far as Shitbird goes, I don't like her and never will. I dislike what she posted but I hate it even more when she posts comments directly correlating to it, or similar to almost replication. Other people (I know of 4 at LEAST) who also hate her and bitch at her comments. The only thing that's different about me is that I DON'T SIGN "ANONYMOUS." I think if I'm going to comment, I should at least be willing, as is in a fair trade, to take responsibility for any follow-up comments that occur, mostly in the form of pathetic attempts at comebacks from Shitbird. I am not an asshole, I merely react.
I have given actual advice to people on this site and actually tried to help them with their problems, as they help me with mine. Others, like Buckweed, I make fun of because I don't like them or they insult me to begin with. I have only "started it" ONCE on this site on the post where the guy talks about raping his nephew. I hate pedophiles, and I'm sure you'd be inclined to share my view on at least THAT subject.
I'm not some ranting nutcase who freaks out on random people. I go on this site to help people and be helped by them, not be insulted. But some people, who believe all men should be exterminated just because one of them happened to step on their hand, piss me off to the point where I say something.
As far as being long winded goes, you seem equally at fault in that accusation. I say what needs to be said. And also, insults have gone to Hell. You never hear a "Good One" anymore that you hadn't already seen on a t-shirt 3 days ago. Now what is considered to be the most devastating insult in the English language is "H4H4 ur a Bi4tch u dum fagit!!!111111 u don h4te playas like me, nowhumsay'n? Aite."
It's sad.
Methos is an odd little creature and we have lived in perfect Nirvava and spiritual synchronicity until...HE INSULTED ME. Don't like it? Blow me. I knew he was one of the "veterans" on this site and really felt small pangs of guilt from insulting him.
One more thing, your comment about "I and others here don't respond to your insults" was contradictory in the extreme; as you had just finished doing so.

See? There you go again.

Ahh, the perfect comeback. How DO you do it?

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original poster writes:

commentor no.1
i donīt think it would show any point if we would put up a conversation where
you know what you are being tested for.
The experiment itself is disturbing what is being tested so much that the outcome
is meaningless as to wether women are interesting or not.

commentor no.2
Off course iīm sexist. The freakin headline of my posting is "women are boring". (-:

commentor no.4
80% of imprisoned civilians are male for the following reasons.
1. Men have much higher levels of testosterone which is a chemical that makes people violent.
2. Women are physically weaker and therefore more often donīt have it as an option to use force.
Instead they have specialised in mental violence (which is mostly legal).
3. Women have an easier time making themselves look as victims than men do. For the above reasons.

Yes women donīt have the same hobbies as mine, their hobbies are mainly:
-Unbelievably stupid soap opera shows.
-Talking and talking and talking.. without ever saying anything.
-Baby day-care
-Household activities
and buying stupid things at the mall.

This sure may fascinate you but to me itīs boring as hell.
And the mere fact that you tell me to watch talk shows and learn cooking techniques
in order to talk to women speaks volumes.

commentor no.5
Intellectual female? You do realise thatīs a paradox. (-:
No really, sure youīre right, smart women do exist.
But even though they might be smart iīm almost certain they wouldnīt have passion.

Being a jerk is a turn-off?
I didnīt even know you were turned on in the first place.
As you know in order to be turned-off, one must be turned-on first.
Geez, a few words on the keyboard and youīre already on, i must be like amazing. (-:

commentor JES
Nice to hear that,
Are you sure you seduced him with the Beatles collection?
Doesnīt sound likely to me because guys usually arenīt seduced with cdīs/music.

Iīm interested in the following:
-Acquiring a better understanding of the way the world works.
-Feeling super-alive.
-Making the world a better place to live.
And those three have lead to the following, more specific interests:
-How martian colonization could take place.
-Programs that predict future changes in the prices on the stockmarket.
-Flightbooking programs on the internet.
-Basically anything that offers new capabilities to mankind, reachable today but
havenīt been reached so far.
-Listening to people truly telling me something about themselves.


And as for all the comments after that i would really appreciate it if we could
have the "youīre an idiot, no youīre an idiot, no youīre an idiot time TEN!" conversation somewhere else.

Of course I was just being facetious about seducing him with my Beatles collection. The vinyl collection, which is in excellent condition, is a shared interest though. A couple of horny audiophiles.
My point was that it was a combonation of everything that brought us together, including getting laid! Isn't it true that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone? Your interests sound, well.....interesting and real to me. I can sympathize with your need to find someone to share these interests with. Sadly, it's not easy to find someone like this. Like you said, it's even worse to try to settle for the dregs and pretend. Like you, I had a very difficult time finding a mate that could hold my interest. My first husband was exactly that and it was like conversing with a fifth grader. I was young and didn't consider the importance of it until later.
I hope someday you can fill this void and when you're both laying there, out of breath and satiated in every possible way, you still have a lot to talk about.
Good luck to you, and pardon my rudeness for jumping on that bandwagon.

I didnt't want to be tested i was going to say you were a tit anyway.

I am just like the poster of this story: I Love Hair-Pie, Baby!!! I once dated a sheep on summer vacation at LeoButtFcuks house!!! hehehehehehehhehhhhhhhh, *cough*

heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Nooby B3ttch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

If women didn't have a vag**a and tits they'd be worthless.

Without a cock.

You prick.

GodDamn right you fucking jerk-Offs!!!

The original poster is still a Virgin. you assHole.

Well in the words of George Carlin...

"The only real problem for men is.. Other men"

I want to answer the one who posted the story. When people are meeting in the first time they often arent acting like themselves. They are trying to impress or defend themselves a lot of the time. In the meantime they are not particularly intellectual or deep are they? Maybe you see through that and thus find her uninterresting. But you probably do this yourself, only in other ways. By being passive and/or talking girls down in your mind. Give the girls a break. People arent usually at their best the first time you meet them.

Isn't this the reason beer was invented?

Women are usually interested in human relationships between people.
You seem more scientifically minded. I think you need to disengage your scientific mind and think with more of a social outlook when with women. Go to the park.. talk about this one and that one.. and you'll find she gets more passionate in that subject. Family/ Relationships/ Interactions between different people. Keep it socially directed. No science for now, ok

You sound like one of the characters in a Tucker Max story, specifically: Slingblade.

www.tuckermax.com

Enjoy!

Prostitue man. oh wait thats 2

original poster writes:
yeah im very keen on getting rich and just buy myself a few women.
Keep it professional and get rid of all this female relationship bonding bullshit.