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My Dad caught me masturbating
My dad caught me masturbating. he wasnt surprised he actually looked at me smiled and licked his lips. i dont know if hes gay or if i should b scared. today he came really close to me and stood behind me im 15. i felt his boner in my back but it couldve been his belt. he actually never wears belts. i get really sweaty sometimes and sometimes i get aboner thinking of it. hes jewish im not sure if that has anything to do with it. i mean i dont know how it all happened i had my hand on my d*** lying on my bed looking at my ceiling at my world of warcraft poster and my dad walks in with my legs spread and everything. i jumped but i finished when he left cuz i couldnt go downstairs with a boner. all he said was "as you were" all i know is after that he went and took a long shower. is it normal? im scared. respond soon
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Comments (13)
Fyren101 (9575)
2007-07-26 03:09:43
You may be overreacting if your dad was gay (which i doubt coz if he were then you wouldnt exist)I seriusly doubt he is attracted to you you are his son anyways he probably walked in and saw you doing what he and every other guy used to do (or still does) and thought it was no big deal DONT WORRY BOUT IT altho if your dad is gay RUN FOR THE HILLS DUDE RUN!!!!

p.s why were you masturbating over a world of warcraft poster anyways was it the nightelf chicks?
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niggawitmoney (9329)
2007-07-26 04:48:32
my dad caught me 2 i was scared but shit o well
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-07-26 07:00:32
your room doesnt have a lock on the door?
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spazzilla (9527)
2007-07-26 20:12:23
tell your mum that dad is a perv
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hotchick (3358)
2007-07-27 20:43:59
ohhhh babe
dont worry about your dad
i would of came over and give you a good toss.
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tima36 (9673)
2007-07-30 03:56:04
Your Dad might be screwing with you NOT IN THAT WAY but if you are geting boners looking at torrans theres some thing wrong with you

get some night and blood elf pics up there and some humans too mmmmhmhhm.
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ixbleedxforxnoxone (9675)
2007-07-30 04:28:49
i think your dads a homo!!!
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xx_cc89 (9766)
2007-08-03 23:58:28
You should have listened for the footsteps, unless he was really quick. you must be really embarrased.
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-08-04 19:43:08
if you dont lock your door while wanking, your ASKIN 4 trouble
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surreal (9947)
2007-08-11 22:11:48
maybe seeing you pleasuring yourself brought memories of his youth back and he did go masturbate in the shower but no because of you just because he remembered he could. Older men tend to stop doing it alltogether?

i mean if he was turned on by it, let alone would it mean ur married dad is gay, it also means he's into incest O.o
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Havoc (9015)
2007-08-12 07:57:43
u should be scared...
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Ownerer (10500)
2007-09-10 06:08:33
Bail mother fucker
nah jokes
but just so yahs know many peps stop masturbating but alot more dont
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riotgirl911 (8312)
2007-09-14 14:24:02
hes ur fuckn dad!!!! jesus it aint fuckin right. if he goes near u talk 2 the poilce k?
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