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WHAT I DO TO MY WIFE WHILE SHE SLEEPS (My top 10)
My wife is a heavy sleeper so recently I decided to pull some pretty sweet pranks on her. For all these things I like to video her reactions when she wakes up. I have been doing pranks now pretty much every day for the last 3 weeks, here are my top ten:

1) Cum in her face and hair and rub it in loads
2) Shove ice cubes up her pussy
3)Remove and hide all her clothing
4) Give her viagra then when she wakes up all horny refuse to bang her
5) Insert things quickly up her ass (eg cucumbers)
6) Carry her into the shower and turn the cold on full blast!!
7) Dress her up like a prostitute
8)Drink her breast milk
9)Make her orgasm and then feed her her own cum
10)Take her make up and make her look ridiculous

She tells me she will get revenge one day, but I dont fucking think so. I get up at 5AM every day so you have to get up pretty early to catch me, anyway, isitnormal to do this to your wife??
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Comments (16)
lol that sounds well fun!
hmm, if u were my husband u wud get nasty surprises in ur dinner, and no its not normal, pretty fukd up, do u have homocidial tendancies
c'mon its not harming her or anything hes just messing about. the cum in the hair sounds well funny and the viagra bit.
make her orgasm and feed her her own cum? tell us how exactly she cums and how do you collect it and feed it to her?
bullshit.
loser with a big L
I found this fucking hilarious
HEHEHE...This shit is fucken funny!

Guess what I've been fucken her for 3 months now. She video tapes it and then goes home and video tapes you eating her out.

She has also had me cum in a smalll jar and then takes it home and puts it in the frig. when she cooks your dinner that saltyu taste you get...you guessed it...my cum!
@ ALL

LOL
efin hilarious
Remember these are his top 10 i wonder wut his others are and post some pictures to
I'd like to know how he likes eaten my cream...LOL
Why do I bother reading this stuff?
yes coz shed really not notice
i bet u eat the cucumber after it been in her dirty ass
i like number 4. I think its normal. if she hasnt taken a steak knife to your dick yet then... Yea it is
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