WHAT I DO TO MY WIFE WHILE SHE SLEEPS (My top 10)
My wife is a heavy sleeper so recently I decided to pull some pretty sweet pranks on her. For all these things I like to video her reactions when she wakes up. I have been doing pranks now pretty much every day for the last 3 weeks, here are my top ten:
1) Cum in her face and hair and rub it in loads
2) Shove ice cubes up her pussy
3)Remove and hide all her clothing
4) Give her viagra then when she wakes up all horny refuse to bang her
5) Insert things quickly up her ass (eg cucumbers)
6) Carry her into the shower and turn the cold on full blast!!
7) Dress her up like a prostitute
8)Drink her breast milk
9)Make her orgasm and then feed her her own cum
10)Take her make up and make her look ridiculous
She tells me she will get revenge one day, but I dont fucking think so. I get up at 5AM every day so you have to get up pretty early to catch me, anyway, isitnormal to do this to your wife??
Guess what I've been fucken her for 3 months now. She video tapes it and then goes home and video tapes you eating her out.
She has also had me cum in a smalll jar and then takes it home and puts it in the frig. when she cooks your dinner that saltyu taste you get...you guessed it...my cum!
LOL
efin hilarious