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am i a vampire

i wuz fingering my girlfriend and gess she was on her period cuz had blood all over my finger and i licked it off but i liked it duz this mean i am a vampire

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Comments (17)

CAPSLOCK_MAN (9659)

2007-07-29 13:39:28

IT MEANS YOU ARE A SPAG MATE

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slackjawedyokel (6678)

2007-07-29 13:53:45

It just means you are a perverted little fiend.Welcome to the club!

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spam_javelin (8680)

2007-07-29 16:54:08

How long have you been going with her and did it taste like rasberries ?

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Potato (7428)

2007-07-29 16:59:01

@: spam_javelin

Yeah, sure spam, menstrual blood tastes like berries.
Try eating shit, it tastes just like chocolate.

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Bus_Driver_Dildo (9579)

2007-07-29 19:21:49

EAT MY WANG N00B!

GET A LIFE

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spitball (9652)

2007-07-29 19:33:49

it tasted like rusty metal

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I'mnotBatman (6276)

2007-08-01 06:49:44

i dislike this post

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CrunchieLice (10097)

2007-08-24 12:15:43

oh yes.. totally.. omg pls dont bite me! in the name of buddha i command u to roast in heaven! i mean hell!

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-09-24 00:52:17

The power of Christ compels you! To -- stop doing this. I mean, there are a million other things you could taste; why nasty old period blood?

I'm beginning to realize that I seem to have no imagination whatsoever when it comes to sexual variety, so -- consider that this came from a lady who is neither gay nor into drinking blood. Am I missing out on something? (I hope not.)

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Twinkz (11246)

2007-10-20 12:30:03

sorry but thats disgusting ur girlfriend is a siko for letting u do that when she was on her period and u shud talk 2 her about it.

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SUCKIT (11369)

2007-10-26 22:12:34

YES YOU ARE A VAMPIRE
NEXT DATE TRY BITING HER NECK REALLY HARD AND SUCKING HER BLOOD OUT
ONLY THEN CAN U BE TRULEY COOL

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Meepo (11537)

2007-11-15 13:03:30

no, ur a pathetic vampire wanna-be.