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"Growth"
I was jacking off in my room and when I shot out my jizz, it flew to the wall, bounced off and went directly into my left eye. It hurt at first, but It felt better after a while. Later on in the week, I started to loose the ability to see out my left eye. To my horor a few weeks later, I found out a penis was growing out of my eye. So now, much later, I have a huge dick growing out of my eye. Is this sh*t normal? What should I do?
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Well, the some of the cells from your lovestick rubbed off in the retinal wall, resulting in what could be called a clone of your own penis growing out of your orbital socket.
You would be viewed as a freak by some, but others might find clever uses for your second schlong in the bedroom.