LETHAL WEPON - A STORY BY CHUCKLE
Mario found Peach wearing a sexy outfit that he had brought for her all good so far. However She was laid out on her king size bed which he brought being fucked yes my friends fucked by his own brother luigi. Worst of all it was being filmed and they looked like they were enjoying it. Well he would put a stop to that. He stepped behind luigi.
'Hurry up and cum you sick motherfucker or I'll cut you up like a turkey at thanksgiving dinner' said Mario.
However Luigi ignored him. Well Peach was screaming and it sure was loud. Mario sighed. It was a shame Luigi would have to die so young in such a horrific way. He grabbed Luigi and pulled him away from peach and pushed him onto the floor. Mario felt no emotion and as he teared Luigi's scrotum from italian body and forced it down Luigi's throat time seemed to slow down. He turned and picked up the video camera and beat Luigi over the head with it. Blood stained the broken camera as broken glass and metal penetrated Luigi's eyes. When Luigi stopped moving, Mario took the rope binding the curtains and made a noose for his brother. He replaced his brothers eyes with the glass and hung his brother in front of the bed.
Mario turned to Peach lieing on the bed.
'I came to aplogise. You've punished me enough.' He wiped Luigi's blood from his face.
'I'm sorry I did this to you. I still love you Mario.' replied Peach.
'I'm sorry it had to end this way Peach. You were a virgin. Now you are tainted. How many dicks have you sucked Peach? How many times have you betrayed me?'
'63...' Peach whispered.
Peach crawled on all fours to the end of the bed and reach for the buttons on Marios dungarees.
'But you can be 64, super mario, super mario 64.' she said smiling.
Mario was unimpressed. He slapped Peach hard across the face.
'I won't make love to you Peach. But I will fuck you. I will fuck you and Luigi shall be our audience.'
He pulled Peach by her legs towards his hard cock. He penetrated her defiled pussy and fucked her until she bled. Up and down peach went on his dick like the stock exchange. Eventually there was a stock market crash. Mario had just enough strength in him to end Peach's life. He left her corpse unmutliated and kissed her one last time on the forehead.
He covered the east wing in gasoline and set it on fire. He grabbed his .44 magnum from the safe under his bed and jumped over the balcony onto yoshi.
He took one last look at the burning castle and then rode yoshi towards the sunset.
Mario had unfinished business in the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser was the first on his hit list and Mario knew he wouldn't be the last.