Im a slave to my own penis - Is It Normal?

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Im a slave to my own penis

Lately, every time I jack off my penis talks to me. (It's name is Hulk) My penis tells me that if I ever forget to jack off like I should everyday, it would kill ny gf and I'm so scared and I dunno what to do. Should I chop my own cock off to save my women? HELP!!

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Comments (17)

slackjawedyokel (6678)

2007-08-02 20:08:37

Hulk? Do you think about Hulk Hogan when you whack off?

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Potato (7428)

2007-08-02 20:21:43

yes

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gizzie57 (9539)

2007-08-02 20:52:37

Yes chop it off and shove it down your throat, choke on it until you die!die die die BITCH!

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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)

2007-08-02 21:13:57

@: gizzie57

Faggot

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niggawitmoney (9329)

2007-08-02 23:34:38

knuckifubuck is a bitch that fucking slut

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gizzie57 (9539)

2007-08-02 23:39:40

@: niggawitmoney

I agree hes a fucking prick and i would personally like to kick the holy living shit out of him.

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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)

2007-08-03 00:38:27

@: niggawitmoney

fuck you you little bitch

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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)

2007-08-03 00:38:47

@: gizzie57

you are a cunt

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comalies (6298)

2007-08-03 03:31:40

do what your cock tells you! you supply the body ..IT supplies the brains.

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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)

2007-08-03 08:37:02

@: comalies

So TRUE

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O________O (9745)

2007-08-03 12:53:47

Tell me, is your penis green... That's where you're getting this hulk idea from.

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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)

2007-08-03 13:47:28

Yes.

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war23 (9467)

2007-08-03 17:41:54

You're an idiot.

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I_Know_What_Im_Talking_About (9761)

2007-08-04 04:22:08

This is the most retarded mother fucking bull shit i've ever heard. Who the fuck comes up with this mother fuckiner dumbass bullshit every freaking 10 seconds? God damn this cocksucking fucking dipshit shit!!!! Post some real crap niggers!

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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)

2007-08-04 11:06:36

@: I_Know_What_Im_Talking_About

You suck balls!!

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21_and_hung (9805)

2007-08-06 00:08:45

@: slackjawedyokel

ur dick is tiny already!

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