Ignore Stargirl. She hasnt had any action in a while and she's on her period so she's bein a bitch

You officially fit in with the new generation where everyone wants to get fucked.

YOU SHOULD FIND a girl in no time.

At least we know what we want! As dumb as we are! You ever heard of a man saying "i'm off to go find myself"? Yeah, women are soooo smart.
Cause you gotta be smart to shop, do your nails and manipulate dumb men!

If you don't listen to all that stupid crap you can't get to the sex part. Deal.

*Listens* I see.... Wait. O_______O

BTW

Since you wanna get technical and shit, i don't just scratch my balls and grunt out demands. I'm typing now ain't I?

I'm a man lay it on me

You know it

Wait a second did u just insult me

Alright then ur cool in my book

youll find that special girl someday, probably some girl who lost her virginity to u and becomes attached to you, then when you deny her pleas of love shell go crazy and begin following you everywhere and acting like your wife. Then one day shell find you in bed with another women, go mental and murder her right there in front of you. Then, whilst shes still smeared with that innocent girls blood shell say she wants to be ures 4ever, and that if you die together, youll be immortally intertwined forever. After that point youll have no choice but to kill her for her insanity will indefinately kill you first. After this, youll move to a far away country and begin having sex with any old women because you are grief striken over the murder you comitted. So yer, the whole cycle will start again.

It's the price of admission to the fun park buddy. Learn to nod your head and say "unhuh", "oh really", "wow", etc., at various moments...

Ever see the western movie: "The Outlaw Josey Wales"? There's a scene where a Native American woman is speaking in her native tongue to Josey Wales, the character played by Clint Eastwood. He had rescued her from an abusive situation. She's going on and on and on and of course he can't understand a word. He turns to another Native American who speaks English and says: "Can't you get her to shut up"?

They never shut up! Whether speaking English, Spanish, Klingon or Yiddish, just nod from time to time... Act like you're interested... don't let 'em catch you tuning them out or the fun park will be closed for the season.

Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her)
Guns 'N' Roses
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I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

"Yeah, women are soooo smart. Cause you gotta be smart to shop, do your nails and manipulate dumb men!"

1. "Women are soooo smart"
A: THANK YOU for noticing. Actually, thank you for noticing Anything other than our breasts, I KNEW it was possible.

2 "Cause you gotta be smart to shop, do your nails"
A: No, we don't have to be. We shop (for nice clothes mostly) and do our nails, in an attempt to get you guys to haul your pus-guts out of the easy chair and Do Something with us Outside of the bedroom. I know it's tough Irish, but it might be worth your time to figure out that we are human beings.

3."manipulate dumb men"
A: You mean there are other kinds? (No, I am sorry I said that. I love guys, just not the macho, overbearing jockstrap brains who seem to feel that the only thing women are good for is to satisfy their perverted (and might I add, mostly Diminutive) pleasures.

Irisheyes = Asshole

Tobra

Today's woman is independent and tough, hard core got ab muscles and everything, they take karate, make their own money can date other women, play football, hockey, wrestle, they are grease monkeys and they weightlift what would they do with a man? They're are trying to become one themselves. They'll piss him off by trying to "cook" a Thanksgiving turkey in the microwave. Today's woman can throw a football but can't boil a pot of water.

Get a real "girl" Forget the female and find a shemale.