STOP Whacking it 24/7! The white spots show up just before your dick fall off. Its probably only like lepracy or something!

I would prefer to have a normal comment. And it's not lepracy, my penis isn't green dipshit, what do u think i'm a lepracon? please, normal help.

you are both faggots

Hey fuckinyourbut! You're the homo. And this kid who posted is trying to ask a serious question. ALLRIGHT?

I mean since none of us are doctors or anything,
we should really be able to help him out!

I wanted to be a gynocologist until someone said I'd only see the ones with festering yeast infections and such. No offense ladies.

Is that a joke about my irishness? Oh just cause I'm bright green you gotta fuck with me.

I've got a pot of gold to trade some garden gnomes I know, to come and stick your head up your ass and turn you inside out.

Then your little white spots won't matter.

Dude, I have the answer. I have saved you. Pulled out the site from [http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/skinandhair/206872.html]

Question

On my penis, I have little white spots underneath my foreskin.

What is it? I've been too embarrassed to go to my doctor.

Answer

Little white spots under the foreskin are either normal - just little glands - or they are an infection.

The commonest kind of infection there comes from your own skin and is called thrush. It's a fungal infection and is easily cleared up with the right cream.

Usually if it's thrush there'll be a redness and itch around them, but not necessarily. This is obviously causing you concern, so I think you do need to go and see the GP and get checked to see whether or not this is something that needs treated. Of course it's embarrassing, but it's much better to be reassured so that you can stop worrying.

Yours sincerely

Dr Bob Leckridge, GP

Smart.

i'm sorry to tell you, but you're dick is going to fall off in 3 years... Though dipping it into boiling coconut oil might help... or try putting flesh eating maggots on it... Or drink a oozen gallons of mothers milk, make a camp fire, get naked, bathe in goat blood and start dancing around the fire chanting '' i'm not jewish, you're not jewish, my foreskin is turning blueish'' if none of those help, put some windex on it...