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So today i was walking with a friend to his house. We got lost on the way since we tried to take a short cut. We ended up in the woods basically from 10 in the morning to about 6 30 PM. It was horrifying he jerked off while i was taking a piss.. like ew.. guys are so HORNY. Anyway he told me he has feelings for me. What should i say.
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And poster, you are done for now.
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Here ya go:
"PUT YOUR FIREHOSE AWAY NOW, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE TO SPRAY THAT AT ME"
"It's great that you have feelings for me... Just don't feel my body please..."
"Thought about watching porn instead?"
*SCREAM AND RUN*
"Sometimes, I wish you didn't have feelings and have to see you do that..."
"I'll tell my parents if you don't rape me"
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"So all this time, I was a porn movie to you?!?!?!"
"Don't cum to me... *he comes closer to you* WAIT! DON'T COME TO ME! NO NO!"
All-Time Favorite
"How come you are trapping my arms, making me not able to move and have all my clothes stripped off while seeing you naked.......... Wait, you said you have feelings for me?"