Too young? you said u were fifteen... you better hurry up and get a cock up ya quicksmart.

you are either retarded or a horny old man.

Okay, as far as the Methos thing goes ordinarily I'd agree but for the time being we have nonverbally agreed to an uneasy truce; mostly stemming from the fact that he can no longer think up a comeback (if THAT'S what you call what he wrote.) So, as far as that goes I shall remain neutral until further information is presented.
As for the masturbation thing, I have two words for you: pneumatic hammer.
If jackhammers in the bedroom are frowned upon by said PITA parents (pain-in-the-ass, for those of you that don't know although I could've just WRITTEN 'pain in the ass' and saved me from this whole friggin sentence so here I am rambling like a moron until someone-*SLAP*- ahh, thanks man) I might suggest simply finding someone you don't like and borrow their electric toothbrush.
Or go to Home Depot, buy their top-of-the-line DeWalt drill, fit it with a conventional '3-liter coke bottle' extension and close the door.
You mentioned the tub briefly. Print out the following instructions, commit them to memory and keep them in your purse for future reference:

Tub-Good
Electric razor-Good
Electric razor in tub-Bad

Good luck, we're all pulling for ya.

You know what works super great,awwwwwww man any female would love it, although I am old enough to have my own vibrator, my boyfriend wont let me. So, get yourself a microdermabrasion kit, I love it, of course use it without the sponge. You know what else works, those two headed back massagers. They come with different speeds, and u can cum like crazy over an over again. Download yourself a porn from Imesh, and go to town. You can also get one of your female friends to spend the night, and you guys can eat each other out. Thats another great way to cum. good luck, let me know what u think.

You can also, put a towel between your legs, add pressure to your clit, turn on your belly, and grind the thing do death thinking the best thoughts and fantasies you could ever compile in your head........ I know ladies abound are taking serious notes

This ain't a forum.

try using an eletric toothbrush

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

Vibrating pager (with belt clip) in panties. Cell phone w/ speed dial feature.

Live by it! :)

(Just remember to take it out before going through and airport checkpoint. I recently forgot and my parents were Deeply embarrassed.)

Been away for awhile. Did you miss me?

Tobra