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Ay yo, stargirl!
I have been reading this site for a while now and recently joined. But now to my point. What in the HELL is up with stargirl? she seems like she is willing to start a 100 post flame war with whoever has the bad luck to point out that she spelled one word wrong. And people like me, who offer a critiqe of her actions, are screwed from the get-go. (oh btw I will provide my name when starchick graces us with her presence.)
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Second of all, If you can't take the criticism, don't criticize me.
So are you really going to tell us who you really are? Or are you going to join the bandwagon of sitting behind a profile made up just for this story?
If anything it makes it thinner because you exposed yourself.
Jeez!
Stop abusing her she may be a bit patronising but atleast she isn't a pussy like an emo KILL THE EMOS!!!!!!!! (lol well the guys the girls are hot when not moaning dnt worry if you cnt tell them apart there are always casultys in war and its for the greater good of rock kind)
Somebody please hoist her annoying ass out of here.
PS Thank you for this topic; it's spot-on.
Funny.....a person who calls herself "slut for life" judging me!
I understand, you being a bitter old closet lesbian and all, that the very thought of c*ck bothers you, but that is YOUR hang-up, not mine.
Since when do *I* have a say? My dear tyrannical oppressor, EVERYONE has a say, here. Don't like what I'm saying? Show your ass out the door.
You see, you make fun of my name on a different story and come here and act all offended when someone else does....again....your hypocrisy is just so sad.
I love my man's cock. The difference is that I am actually getting his cock and don't have to advertise it. Unlike you who isn't getting any and has to advertise her need for it by making sure everyone knows how much she loves it.
Sure you have a "say"....on some things.
But not on me, my life, or anything I say here unless you can start acting like a mature adult and stop having to insult anyone you don't agree with.....will that ever happen?
The fact that you come on here and just start throwing around insults at those you have never conversed with is just proof of how possibly underdeveloped that brain of yours is.
You've really screwed yourself with this latest addition of BS.
And now, allow me to methodically tear your paper-mâché argument to shreds.
First of all, no matter how many times you deny it, it is quite obvious that you hate men & sex. Proof? Your odd obsession with my username. It suggests, more or less, that I love men. You apparently despise men (and the women who enjoy having sex with them), or else the "slut" term would have never emerged from your coffee-stained keyboard. There are other examples, as well (i.e. your attacks on other members who discuss sex in a frank fashion, your prudish scolding of teens with sexual curiosities, etc.)
Secondly, you haven't the power within your measly existence to offend me (or anyone else, for that matter). It's quite the opposite, in fact. I offended YOU, by stating the truth. Ya see, unlike yourself, my attacks are more factual. In your own words, you have professed that you are both old, and have dreadlocks. I made fun of you (armed with the truth), you basically crapped yourself as a result, and have been humping my posts ever since.
Thirdly, ah yes, you continue with the outworn "hypocrite" routine, yet violating your own standards with every word you type. Word to the wise: if you're a hypocrite, you cannot accuse others of the same. Example: you claim I don't have a say about your life, and yet, all you've been doing, for the last 48 hours, is attacking my lifestyle (which you know NOTHING about, because, unlike you, I have yet to offer up any details) like a rabid, foaming squirrel. You seem like the type of individual who lives by the "Do as I say but not as I do" motto. Such people are shit beneath my feet.
And now... the thunderous finale!!!...
Bitch, make up your mind. I'm either the biggest slut that ever walked the planet; sperm literally flowing from my nostrils, because I get SO many juicy, hard cocks shoved up my orifices... OR... I haven't seen action in eons, and have successfully regrown a new cherry. Which is it? You can't have it both ways. This time around, you've chosen the latter as your attack method (a first). I guess you figured out that the former wasn't going to get you anywhere, so you probably thought something like "Geee.. I know! *insert horsey laugh here* I'll tell her she aint gettin any, and suggest she's jealous of my senior citizen romps with the retired assistant manager of Winn Dixie!!!!".
And... advertising? Again, your comprehension impairment is shining through. If I make a statement about something I like (for instance, if I said I like logic problem puzzle books), that doesn't mean I'm hinting for someone to buy one and send it to me, you goof. Same goes for my username. Advertising would classify as posting topics such as "Guess who I FUCKED last night" or "Hey guys, come on over and make me airtight" or general bragging in regard to sexual conquests. But... while we are on the subject of ADVERTISING....
A certain HYPOCRITE (yes, YOU are the hypocrite, not me, and this proves it) named stargirl, posted a braggish piece about her tawdry relationship with a boy 16 years her junior (and don't try to deny it, you cunt, because I WILL post the link). Hmmmmm... that sure sounds like the type of person who engages in the ADVERTISEMENT of her sexual affairs, to me.
What do YOU think????
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"And now, allow me to methodically tear your paper-mache argument to shreds."
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No, it suggests that you are a slut who has no self worth. I don't have to advertise myself to men in order to love them....that's for insecure people like you.
"You apparently despise men (and the women who enjoy having sex with them), or else the "slut" term would have never emerged from your coffee-stained keyboard. There are other examples, as well (i.e. your attacks on other members who discuss sex in a frank fashion, your prudish scolding of teens with sexual curiosities, etc.)"
I love men. The difference between us though is that I don't feel the need to have sex with every one of them.
I may "scold" teens with sexual curiosity, but only those who are not well informed enough to participate in sexual activity or are engaging in sexual activity with animals or sluts like you who don't mind passing around their stds to anyone they can.
You don't offend me with the truth because you have yet to say anything truthful.
You assume my dreads are dirty because you want them to be. You assume I don't like men because you want them all to yourself. And you assume I'm older than you because I'm not a slut.
It's pathetic really.
I know enough about your lifestyle by the advertisement you call a profile and username....it says it all.
I really really really want to see this link to this supposed story where I fucked a guy 16 years younger than me.
I think it's funny that someone like you can't see the difference between advertising an obsession with a board game and advertising an obsession with men's cocks! You just keep on telling yourself that you're not a slut who hasn't gotten any in a long time so she has to advertise herself in order to fulfill her need to feel loved....if even for a minute or two.....and I'll keep living my life according to my morals and laugh when you end up alone and miserable because nobody wants a used up moron who doesn't know how to use any self control and who's pussy smells like a dead skunk because of all the stds she's contracted over the years of spreading her legs for anyone....good luck with that.