True Shit
One day, I took a shit so hard, I got doo-doo all over the walls, sink, toilet, and bathtub. (I like to shit standing up!) So after that, I wiped my ass with my hands and made my little sister lick it off. After that, I went in my room and jacked off to a picture of sailor moon and made my grandma eat the shit I left behind in the bathroom. Is this normal?