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nigger jokes Pt. 1
1)What does a black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike.
2) How do you keep niggers outta your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
3) Where can you hide money from a nigger?
Under his work boots.
4) Why do black people stink?
So blind people can hate them, too.
5) Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers?
Niggers have a bigger nose.
6) Why does the nigger disappear for a couple hours after one of his friends leaves?
He has to count his plastic silverware.
7) Why did Coke fire the nigger?
He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
8)Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
He doesn’t know he’s black
9) What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load
10) Why are niggers so fast?
All slow ones are in jail
Now I don't know whether your racist or not. It doesn't matter to me. If someone posted white jokes I'd laugh at them, too. You gotta admit (if you haven't heard them already) that this shit is fucking hilarious!
Your bike.
2) How do you keep niggers outta your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
3) Where can you hide money from a nigger?
Under his work boots.
4) Why do black people stink?
So blind people can hate them, too.
5) Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers?
Niggers have a bigger nose.
6) Why does the nigger disappear for a couple hours after one of his friends leaves?
He has to count his plastic silverware.
7) Why did Coke fire the nigger?
He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
8)Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
He doesn’t know he’s black
9) What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load
10) Why are niggers so fast?
All slow ones are in jail
Now I don't know whether your racist or not. It doesn't matter to me. If someone posted white jokes I'd laugh at them, too. You gotta admit (if you haven't heard them already) that this shit is fucking hilarious!
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I would laugh at white jokes too or any joke that is funny.
I would never tell these jokes though.
P.S. And check out my other race posts!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WHITE PERSON WHO STINKS?
A WHITE PIECE OF S**T
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WHITE MAN?
A WHITE DEVIL
WHAT DO YOU CALL WHITE PEOPLE?
LAIRS
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WHITE GIRLS?
WHITE B****CHES
WHAY DO YOU CALL A BLACK MAN F**KING YOU MOTHER?
ARE YOU READY WHAT REALLY WANT TO KNOW DO YOU REALLY HERE'S THE ANSWER
ME B**CH LOL LOL
This may be the most nicest and intelligent thing that has spawned from your keyboard. You've earned a little of my respect.