white jokes
1) What's white and 8 inches+ long?
Absolutely nothing!
2) What do you call 20 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
3) What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
4) What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
5) Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
6)How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
7) What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
8) What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line! Sister fuckers!
9) A.What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
B. What did the white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order .
10) A white man walks into a doctors office and asks for a physical. The doctor starts performing the normal physical and asks the man to pull his shorts down. There, tattooed on the guy's penis are the letters W and Y. The doctor looks at him and asks what is it for. The man answers, "You see, those are just the first and last letters. You can't see the whole word until I have an erection. Then you would be able to see the town I come from - Woodway. I am very proud of where I grew up."
The doctor, who has seen more than he ever wants in his life, says "Thats great..", takes the guys money and finishes the physical.
The next day a black man walks in and asks for a physical. The doctor asks him to pull his shorts down and there tattooed on the guys penis are the letters W and Y. "Let me guess, you grew up in Woodway!!", says the doc. "No man, I grew up on Jamaica", says the man with the W and Y on his penis. "So then why do you have a W and Y tattooed on your penis?" asks the doc. "You see man, I am very proud of Jamaica. When I have an erection it say - Welcome to Jamaica, hope you have a nice day".
These are some of the corniest jokes ever made but they ARE white jokes.
NOT! U PHAIL!
so funny
Not
Seriously
The dead dog has skid marks leading up to it.
Whats the difference btween dog shit and black people?:
If you leave dog shit out in the sun it turns white and stops smelling.
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?:
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?:
Niggers.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?:
They think it's whale shit.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?:
Branch manager.
Why do niggers cry during sex?:
The Mace.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?:
Take your foot off the back of his head.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?:
Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?:
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Why do niggers stink?:
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?:
Someone too lazy to steal.
Why don't niggers take aspirin?:
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?:
Your bike.
Reason number five: It's cold out there!
Reason number four: Don't want to get gold tooth knocked out.
Reason number three: Don't want to be around white guys with sticks.
Reason number two: Don't want to be around white guys in masks.
And the number-one reason why black men don't play hockey: Don't feel the need to dominate another sport."
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia wit a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troupers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitch hicking he picks up the little boy but tells him, "you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he put's the little black boy and his bike in the back and get's back on the interstate. the two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for. They can't find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other, "We forgot to check the back." So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver. The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says "Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don't ever come back." So the truck driver leaves. when they get back into the car one looks at the other and says "what the hell did you see back there?" the other says, "That guy was carring a truck load of black babys and one had already hatched and stolen a bike".
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
A: Who cares?
Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop!
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.
Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church.
Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.
Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: "If I'ze gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna looks im-po-tant."
Q: What do they do with blacks after they die?
A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.
Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break
Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
Q: What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill?
A: A mudslide .
Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A: Problem
Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems
Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR
Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: Why did God give Black guy's big dicks?
A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.
Q: Why are black women like bicycles?
A: They give out free rides
Q: Ever hear about the black man who went to college?
A: Neither Have I.
Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted
Q: How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2 one to screw it in the other to drive the pink caddilac
Q: What do you call a black man on a stick?
A: A tootsie roll pop
Q: Why are blacks so fast?
A: From running from the cops.
Tell me this than
1. Why are more Causcasian people in America on welfare? Don't believe me? Call your local welfare agency and ask some questions.
2.Why are 34% of Caucasians are unemployed?
16% of African Americans ar unemployed.
10% of Native Americans are unemployed.
LOve It :P
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i LOVE THE BLACK JOKES
the white ones just aint funny mate.
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