Caught!
I once downloaded some gay-german-fetish porn and I started to jerk off to it and then my grandpa came in and watched me and when I was done, he told me it looked so cool on tape. I don't know where that tape is going. Then he sat down next to me and talked about the flowers and the bees. I am 43 for god's sake! I should've had that talk long time ago! Then he wanted me to put a buttplug in his arse and then he walked away like nothing had happened.
Am I normal?