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HOMOf**k GANGBANG SHANE DIESEL
WHEN I WAS WALKING PAST THIS CONSTRUCTION SITE THE WAS LIKE MANY MUSCULAR MEN WORKING THERE. 15 MINUTES LATER WHEN I HAD FINISHED MY DAILY SHOPPING ROUND I NOTICED ALL OF THE MUSCULAR REALLY HANDSOME LOOKING BLACK AND WHITE MEN WERE GONE!!!! THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD, 'CUZ I REALLY COULD NEED SOME "FIRE WOOD" HEHE. SO I WENT TO INVESTIGATE, RIGHT. AND THEN I GOT TO ONE OF THE REALLY BIG BARRACK WITH ALL OF THE CURTAINS SHUT AND ETC... SO I WENT INSIDE AND THERE I FOUND EVERYONE OF THEM DANCING TO TRANCE MUSIC WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON, RUBBING EACHOTHER IN WITH OLIVE OIL. thEN shANe DIESEL SUDDENLY GRABBED ME AND HELD ME DOWN WHILE HE KISSED MY NECK AND CUFFED ME. ALL THE MEN WAS STANDING IN BIG CIRCLE SHOUTING REALLY HOMO-EROTIC WORDS AT US WHILE I GOT GAGGED AND...I CAN'TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS, IT WAS JUST TO MUCH FOR ME. THE NEXT DAY I WOKE UP IN SOMEONES BED LYING NEXT TO ROY. NORMAL Y/N?
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Homer: [screams]
Bart: Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Homer: [frightened] I don't know! This is a NIGHTMARE! YOU'RE ALL
SICK!
Worker: [waving his hand] Oh be nice!
Homer: Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay!
[a whistle goes off]
Oh my god! What's happening now?
Roscoe: We work hard. We play hard. [pulls a chain]
["Everybody Dance Now" starts playing]
I bet its shit being you!
And I bet your dad was pissed