Spic jokes... hey gotta even it out

HARSH SPIC JOKES
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1) How do you get a Mexican woman pregnant?

Jizz in her shoes, and let the flies do the rest!

2)Why doesn't the state of Texas electrocute Mexican prisoners anymore?

Grease fires are too hard to put out.

3)Why do white people put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?

So Mexicans can window shop. (see white people help)

4) Why don't niggers marry Mexicans?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal!

5) What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed

6)There is a Mexican, a nigger and a Chink in a car, who is driving?

The Cop!

7) Why doesn't Mexico have a NAVY?

Because cardboard doesn't float.

8) What's a Mexican fortune cookie?

A taco shell with food stamps in it.

9) Why don't whites throw rocks at Mexican driven cars?

Because it might be theirs.

10) Why do Mexicans have mustaches?

They want to be like their moms!

11) What do you call 5000 Mexican's in a pool?

Bean dip

12) How do you count the population of Mexico?

Roll a quarter down the street and count the people running after it.

13) Why do Mexican girls wear panties?

To keep their ankles warm. (For those unfortunate dumbfucks, it means they are sluts)

14) Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

15) Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans?

Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?

Got a little carried away, but I seem to know more spic jokes. Don't take it personally spics, your just easier to make fun of!

Do you think it's normal?

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