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Playing the Cat
Hey I have a question. I swear on my mother's blueberry pancakes (she's still alive so that's all that I could think of) that this is true.

I have a fatass cat who is really a chubby little jerk who is constantly meowing. He just meows for no reason, all the time. One day I picked him up and nearly fell over because, as I said he's a fatass; and he started meowing. I patted him on his immense belly to make him shut up but instead he just meowed like this "Meow-ow-ow-owww...Meow-ow-owowow..." and I realized I could actually play a song on my cat. I frequently do this now and have mastered Ode To Joy, "If You Wanna be mah Lovah" and several others, and refer to it as "Playing the Cat." Does anyone else do this? Is this Normal?
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Anonymous
2005-11-07 13:01:48
No, but that shit i too funny. I believe that your cat is really fat, I've seen them, they look like sausage wrapped in a furry pillow.
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JES (335)
2005-11-07 17:09:57
@: jenisis
Mewsical
Sounds like your cat is bored and needs attention. I suppose if he didn't like you 'playing him' he'd run away. As long as you're not doing it too hard it's alright. Do you sing along with him? Maybe he likes the sound of his own voice too! Try Jingle bells......My cat wouldn't put up with that. She's 13 and is a little princess. She meows at me so I will get up and follow her to the bathroom. She just wants some quality time, a cuddle, a look in the mirror, a drink from the tap, to be brushed then played with. She loves it when I sing to her, she purrs and acts stupid.
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Catflap (888)
2005-11-08 06:32:40
@: JES
HMMM
Is your cat a negro???
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2005-11-09 12:57:56
@: Catflap
Once you go black you could probably go back, but it's ill-advised....
Thanks guys I feel slightly LESS like a freak now.
By the way, Catflap I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's real hard to pronounce. My compliments on the name, though.
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jenisis (883)
2005-11-10 18:06:40
Wow Leo, I didn't think you wrote this one. Not normal babe. Catflap what is your obsession with negros? Are you a negro? Do you wish you were a negro (I mean down there,you know nudge nudge)? I don't get it.How would you feel if we asked if your CATflap was open for business to ALL patrons? Damn Fix that shit man.
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Anonymous
2005-12-31 05:29:33
hmmm.
my cat is a negro..whats the big deal? he prefers to be called blackie tho..
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ilovechocolate (1228)
2006-01-18 20:00:43
I don't do this, but it's unique. I think it's fine. I would love the hear a concert by your kitty! All my cats do is purr!
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pie1985 (720)
2006-01-19 04:14:17
the cat
this cat is cool. i usually hate them but its the special cats that do tricks like this that r cool. my dog growls at me talking back etc.
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wowieilikeu (1512)
2006-03-25 03:40:28
lol! aw bless your cat! that's really sweet! ( although...i guess it could get kinda annoying!) I think it's normal to stary playing songs on him if he miows so much, I would!!
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-08-20 20:32:21
Throw your fatass kitty into the fucking fire. I'm sure he'll provide a great deal of heat for your family.
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smithee1 (4330)
2006-11-14 12:52:57
Maybe we should throw you into the the fire EccentricWeird, you'll provide more heat than the cat would!!
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