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My boyfriend...
Was a virgin when I met him, he was kind of weird. Didn't like sex, didn't watch porn, never thought women were hot. He was pretty much A-Sexual. I hit on him and he told me all that, and it pissed me off. He had f**king turned me down.So long story short, I seduced him with the intentions of turning around one day and saying "HAH, MADE YOU FIND SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE!!" but we fell in love blahblahblah, my question is, when I'm not around he's limp unless he's looking at my photo or talking to me, but the second he sees me his dick goes from limp to 15 year old in the Playboy mansion. WTF is up with that?
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
dumb shit
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DrIncestor (9825)
HE IS GAY AND WANTS TO BE RAPED BY YOU I SUGGEST YOU DO IT OR HE WILL KILL HIMSELF
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girlygirl24 (8509)
omg girl you got a gay boyfriend lmao haha
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