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how do you masterbate?
i'm a heshe and i don't no how to masterbate.does anyone no how to can u tell me? how do you masterbate? plzzzz tell mee ne ways e mail me at lacielaciefacie@aim.com
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
Thats nasty as hell
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EccentricWeird (3314)
Do it with love. Let your emotions between you and yourself take over naturally.
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Footfan90 (5641)
shut the fuck up, that's a nice AIM name u got there faggot
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darmock (9934)
dont it will make the first 15 seconds of you sex life more enjoyable
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jojo_100 (9722)
what the fuck!!
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eagel77 (9980)
dont do that,becuz u will be blind bastard
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CrunchieLice (10097)
pray for god for guidance and inspiration.. the big man knows it all..
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kharmatika (10110)
UP...DOWN...UP...DOWN. SIMPLE CONCEPT.
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kharmatika (10110)
YO! whats with all the negativity here. first of all, being transexual does NOT make you gay, second of all, its not wrong to masturbate, and it does not make you go blind (as long as you dont get it in your eye ;P) third of all, leave this poor person alone. im flagging all of you.
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hixMOLLY (10801)
use a banana!
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Orochimaru (9975)
i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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