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Hello my name is Lorry and this is my Story;
So I went to the ZOO the other day too look at all the beutifull kids and animels ofcourse. I was like hanging out in the place where kids could feed baby animels and pet them. Then I sat down to rest for a little while, because my legs felt really tired off all the walking the last weel when I had to do some chores for my granpa, out of the blue a little goat was resting his head on the stone I was going to sit on. I just heard a little "crack" and I could feel the goats horn sticking up my butt, and I really enjoyed it, I'm not gay, but I really liked that horn sticking up there. And when I got up I saw the little goat head twisted in an akward position. And thats the story 'bout how I lost my anal virginity.
Then I quickly looked around and saw that there were none else there at that time so I pulled the goats horn off and took them with me home, and I've been using them ever since when I have sexual intercourse with my black asian half mexican sex slave whom I keep in my fridge.