What did .Smithee's boyfriend say to him when they were having sex?

You can't be on top, you'll crush me!

You Smithee! You are a faggot ass oompa loompa!

That wasnt funny,that was pratical

Here is joke. You laugh. Ha Ha.
How many Smithees does it take to screw in lightbulb.
Answer.
The same amount of flaming homosexuals it takes to screw in said lightbulb.

****JOKE ENDS****

Practical, ya dumb bitch. Can't you spell?

Heres a joke: .Smithee, HAHAHAHA, hes enough of a joke already that gay Glen fucking pedo freak

When Smithee were born. His mom dropped him, he fell on the floor and it hit his head. Till he got big and fat, he can't think. After few years, he was at his school. Everyone made fun of his fat ass. Teacher made fun of smithee's IQ. She pissed him off. He took the chair and about threw at her but his teacher had the shotgun. She shot and it hit Smithee's balls. He went to the hospital. When he was laid in the bed, his father came in the room. He raped him and he screamed. Smithee saw his father had the pistol in his pocket. So, smithee grabbed his father's gun and shot him to death. Smithee cried really loud. He became a mental person. He went to the mental hospital for about 4-5 years. After that, smithee got out and found the boyfriend. They decided to go to the middle of africa. They forgot to bring the water. They kept walking. They were very dying. His boyfriend got killed. Smithee kept crawling. He made it. When he found this site, he hated chris. He wanted to kill him. At the midnight, he saw chris walking across the street. Smithee got into his car quickly, and started his car. He drove fastly. He crushed the old lady's body and then he reversed and crushed old lady's head (He thought old lady is chris) (That old lady is Chris's grandma. After few months, he still thought he killed chris. Chris got into smithee's house with his baseball bat. Smithee slept and Chris was holding his baseball bat. He smacked, smacked, smacked and yelled, " Fuck you! Fuck you cracker, fuck you asshole, Bitch!!! Fuck you cocksucker, fuck you, fuck you!!!!!! You killed my motherfucker grandma bitch pussy!!" Smithee got killed and cops never found out who did it :). So, that is why he isn't here anymore hahaha.

Im so sorry for not laughing at your dumb fucking joke....YOUR GAY!And im aloud to make a typo

War23's was funny..you my friend..your gay

Your GAYER than slackjawedyokel. And that really is saying something. It wasn't supposed to be funny.

So your ALOUD to make a few typo's eh?

GAY ASS WHORE PEDO SLUT FAGGOT BITCH

Leave my whore alone dirt bag

sex appeal!

smithee likes getting raped by rabbits while on a roller coaster, and eating pork fried rice

i had one..... but i forgot