CHAVs are the SUV of the future, as everyone knows. They have twice the luggage space which enables you to carry more kids in the trunk then ever before; an extra four tires mounted on the roof for when it inevitably flips, less gas consumption so you have an EXCUSE not to set aside a college fund and is now 3/4 of an inch longer for you 'inadequate' types out there.
As for the, shall we say, 'fragrance' you mentioned I suppose they simply came out with a new 'Shit" air freshener which you unknowingly bought. Don't feel bad, my parents once sent me to the "Billy Joel Driving School." It wasn't a total loss, I can now hit mailboxes like never before.
Don't bother with those inferior CHAV models, just get a car whose hood doesn't pop up whenever you go by and won't break down when you tell it "No."
Good luck; I salute you.

I am going to kick your ass leo, you didnt respond to my story, your story. I want to know what you think about the e mail stuff.

I know what they are now . . .

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

Moi, aren't you the informant :) good job.

Catholic bitches rock, fools!

Stay in Edinborough, ditch-pig.

I've never met a chav, but once on a nice forum I frequent a literal HORDE of chavs invaded a particular thread to defend their "lifestyle," usually refusing to spell anything out or accurately. They were thoroughly hateable.

Can't hate all chav's, I am surrounded by them. But up here they are neds. Neds are worse.

They love burberry.
They love modified corsas.
Drinkin Cheap cider or buckie.
Smoking Hash or are general smackheads.
Stink of a variety of aftershaves and stuff.
wear the socks over the trousers
I could go on

Aren't neds just the scottish chav?
That's what I've heard.

50% atm lol.

I wonder if there is an american version

There is an American version. --->They are called AssHoles.

Wow, they are like a cross between white trash and yo yo homies.

but isn't the world full of arsehols. these are just worse than usuall

What is a YoYo homie? IS that a ref. to a gangsta black person?

probably but were not going to start that subject

I just want to know

Well you can still get people who are assho1es and aren't chavs. It just tends to be chavs that are assho1es.

a yo yo homie is a reference to white people who like to pretend they are black gangsters.

Yeah, we have Chavs in Canada. I don't know what you call them but you can spot them a mile away. Don't confuse them with the indigenous species, the Hoser, not the same. They're not pretentious like Chavs. I'd rather wear a Kenora Dinner Jacket any day than be caught wearing a dollar-store Nike shirt. We've got lots of Wiggers. 'Can't understand 'em, 'got no use for 'em.

When thay walk out in front of my car without a care in the world, i want pull over and repeatedly punch them in the face until they cry for mummy.
HATE THEM WITH A PASSION!

to those who do not know.

www.chavscum.co.uk

No white chav actually wants to be black, it's just someone taking the piss.

I once broke a chav's neck in an alley and ran off. I never told no one or went back. Either they don't know it was me or they didn't care.

who eva th fuk u ppl r tht dnt like chavs thn get yer acts 2geva n got a god damn life! so if ur a rocker or woteva, thn u dnt see us chavs slaggin uz off! im 12 n proud to be a chav! u pplz r just tokin a load of sheep shaggin shite! u sit there complainin boot us chavs hangin boot th streets, n jst hope to god sum1 duz summit bowt it,! well we r hardley jst gunna stop it coz u say so r we! so just get a life n stay owt of r way when ywer doon th rd n we most of th tym dnt say nuffin to yooh! it jst realli pissez me off when old ppl cum up to me n go put tht fag owt u shudnt be smokin! well they shudnt be bovain us! im hardley gunna turn round n say o yes u said i shud put it out so im sure gunna listen to a wrinkly old fart lyk u! n ppl say to yah o yer gunna die if u smoke, well if we realli cared bowt tht, thn y th fuk wud we be doin it! i gt plenty to say bowt goths n punks n tht, but i manage to keep mah gob shut! n ppl wunder y we get aggressive! please!

You are clearly another MySpace created, AIM influenced troglodytic, RPG-obsessed illiterati with nothing better to do that go on your paranoid, ranting neuroses about how you 'manage to keep mah gob shut!,' when you wrote a half-page bitching about what you clearly pride yourself in not talking about. I do hope the irony isn't lost on you.
Do us a favor and the next time you remove your 'Grillz' and sideways hat to take another Axe-bath, become immediately attracted to any open flame in the immediate vicinity.

acht its only 12. leave im or er be.
chavs are part of culture

Its kind of ironic that some of the things that your "chavs" wear (according to the website) Are considered preppy, or goody-two-shoes here in America. Someone wearing a fowards baseball cap and a polo or golf shirt (I guess you call them sport shirts)would be considered very clean cut. The website calls the people in this pic chavs http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_id=1012
but that is typically the way the average american dresses. Those people look like middle class suburban parent-type people to me.
Some of the things are the same in your "chavs" and our "gangstas", like tacky jewelery and shitty cars. Also, the whole "having a mean dog is cool" mentality is the same, which by the way, has ruined the image of the Pit Bulls here in America, people hate the breed now because of scumbags who raise them wrong. Anyways, yes, it is completely normal to hate them.