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KNEE-SLAPPING RANT
Why do people slap their knees when they see or hear something funny? Why physically strike yourself because you laughed at something? Is it just a reflex from your former life as a communist? Is it punishment for actually thinking a joke Carrot Top made merits something above a short smirk?
Whenever someone does that I feel obligated to immediately start chanting "BAD KNEE!! BAD KNEE!! OUTSIDE!! BAD, BAD KNEE!!"
What if I started laughing hysterically then immediately punched myself in the face? Or grabbed my neck and started choking myself?
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH--Ach!!-choke!-hurchh-gasppp!!"
Next time someone says something funny I'm going to grab the collar of my shirt and throw myself out the window.


Am I normal NOW?!
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Comments (13)
Anonymous
2005-11-09 12:01:16
It's the return of the Leobutcernaldude, and yes you are normal for fuck sake. Just stop smoking crack.
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Moi (588)
2005-11-09 12:49:14
Slap Happy
I've only seen the knee-slappin' phonominom on Hee Haw.
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2005-11-09 12:52:37
@: jenisis
(Slaps knee) "That was a GOOD one"
I said no to drugs but they didn't listen.
Tell you what I'll stop as soon as you learn how to organize your opinions into a manageable series of thoughts called a 'sentence." Until then please refrain from commenting on things I write.

Adieu.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-11-09 16:35:06
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I hope you defenestrate yourself knee-slapper.


de·fen·es·trate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-fn-strt)
tr.v. de·fen·es·trat·ed, de·fen·es·trat·ing, de·fen·es·trates
To throw out of a window.
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magnum2 (771)
2005-11-09 20:05:50
not again...
RANT!!!! you so crazy leo...now be quiet.
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2005-11-10 15:01:19
@: magnum2
I do this to irritate you
Hey; mommy's little mongoloid.
Do me a favor. LEARN how to shut the fuck up, then give us a demonstration.
;)
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magnum2 (771)
2005-11-11 17:17:45
stop being a dick..leo.
wait, if your'e a dick, I guess that makes you normal.
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2005-11-11 18:22:03
@: magnum2
You are living proof that evolution can go in reverse
To the 'cerebrally challenged' dickwad above me:
A-hem--a-HACK-HAAUGH-HAAAUGH-HACK-HACK-HEM.
"No."

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magnum2 (771)
2005-11-11 19:06:06
whats the problem,fella?
it must make you feel good to be sooooo smart,I guess being smarter than me and all others who dare not to love you and your rants gives you that "peculiar" feeling. thanks once again for being mean [and not funny] at least to me anyways.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-11-15 17:45:30
I like it when he is mean. He just uses too many wordS.

He also likes creamed corn in his mouth. The feel...the sweet, sweet taste...lingers.
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citizenpremier (159)
2005-12-30 02:03:05
Carrot Top? Is that you?


You weren't funny. America hates you. My suggestion is to sell your image to a piņata company.
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dark_desire (1150)
2005-12-30 17:04:08
@: citizenpremier
don't worry about what others say. weather you were being serious or not it was still realy and truely funny. next time you actully see some1 slap their knee's when they laughf tell them that.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-02 20:36:40
Im not sure Ive ever seen anyone actually slap their knee at something funny.its a cliche.
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