say what? Just buy it 4 urself ??/

I suspect you are just a sneaky kid in math class. ( "If Bob was driving at 50 mph and Bill at 40 mph which one would cross the intersection and hit the old lady first...")
Also, it amazes me your friend bought a pair of glasses for three dollars. What'd he, get them out of a cereal box? Gumball machine? Did he get an 'athletic discount'?--"I was faster than them so I got it for free..."--
I hate to break it to you but those so-called 'X-Ray glasses' just make you see everything in either red or blue and do NOT work on your hot English teacher.
I know, I know. "But Spy-Kids made it look so real...."
The rest I cannot make fun of since it is illegible, so I think I will close with a song.
"FEEEEL-IIINGS!! O-WO-WO....NOTHING MORE THAN FEEEELIIIINGGS....FOR ALL MY LIFE I'LL FEEL IT...FEEEELLINGGS!! O-WO-WO-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!"
Goodnight Seattle we love you!!!

Seattle is kinda shitty. Sorry just my opinion, Nazi.

"The rest I cannot make fun of since it is illegible"

I am proud of myself for writing something that was both in standard font and illegible. That's not an easy feet.
(Buy yourself a dictionary, chap.)

It made no sense; I had absolutely no idea what you were trying to grunt out in the last (or should I say second) sentence. Hence the "illegible."
Also thank you for calling me a chap as the juxtaposition to undergarments traditionally worn by sweaty midwestern cowboys is no doubt flattering, but most people on this site seek to penalize (Anonymous don't get excited it's not what you think) me for my ABILITY to read.
I agree it's a very easy feet, but it's a tricky hand and an EXTREMELY difficult left nostril, so your pride is indeed warranted in that area.
Peace

The use of "feet" was a joke, although I'm sure you'll never believe that it was;
and "illegible" refers to hand writing which is unreadable, or perhaps a font which is too small or too zany. The word you probably wanted was "un in tell a gerbil," old sport.

As far as the Knowledge-Regarding-Proper-Sentence-Structures contest goes point for me; you misspelled handwriting, it's one word in the definition you obviously were trying to use. You're right, illegible does refer to handwriting which is its most frequent connotation but it also refers to anything rendered undecipherable whether by incapability, general incompetence or something of accidental nature, case in point being the last sentence of this post.
Thanks for the jolly good amusement old boy, it's high time we less buggers acting like arses on here.
Pip-pip.

This pesky user has been removed for repeatedly abusing other users and being a pain in the butt. Behave or you will suffer the same fate. - The Management

I think Leo1 shared with us that he is from Poo-Poo-Idiot-Head Land about 59 of his Tard-Stories back.

But, thats cool. Just like him. Takes all kinds.