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Writer's Shit Block
When I try to think of a story, the first words that come to mind are always:

Fart
Jizz
Cum
Shit
Fuck

In that order. It causes a great deal of creative blocks and I can't write anymore because my head's full of thick, sticky shit farts.

Is it normal?
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Comments (7)
Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-08-16 09:52:36
Very creative
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JackTheSnipper (10789)
2007-09-24 10:35:47
Yes, it means you are a horny yet kinky bastard.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-22 21:55:10
Since I began visiting this site, those are the only words that come to my mind as well. This is definitely not the place for any kind of intellectual stimulation -- I could easily give you a dozen links to some wonderful writer's forums. But something tells me you'd miss your stories that start with fart, jizz, cum, shit, and fuck.
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Fred (2022)
2007-10-22 22:20:35
@: JanIAm
What forums might those be?
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-22 23:33:50
Hmmm -- see, now you called my bluff.

All of my bookmarks on this subject are on my AOL site. But I can recommend this one off the top of my head: www.winningwriters.com/. They give excellent advice on which writing contests are the best and which to avoid, and they have a monthly newsletter with a lot of information and advice for writers. I'll see if I can locate some others for you from my AOL listings a bit later.
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SlimFast (11113)
2007-10-23 20:46:17
@: JanIAm
http://isitnormal.com/story/17679/#comment-182535
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-23 22:53:32
@: SlimFast
Maybe I don't understanding the mechanics here. This link took me to a story about somebody who likes to smell his socks, followed by one of TheMatrix's witty SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam tirades. Somehow, I don't think that was my intended destination.
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