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OK i see all the religeous talk goin on here and cant help but need to chip in my theory on the bible. It goes a little like this;
Mary and joseph are there happily living together but mary cant help feeling a little frisky every now and then so lets joseph know shes feeling horny just to be spurned by him, being a strict jew and all, as theyre not yet married. Imagine getting turned down by the guy you love almost every night, thats gotta be kinda damaging for the old ego. So, one night while joseph is asleep Mary creeps off to the local tavern meets a guy and gets beasted til dawn. 3 weeks later mary notices her period was due 4 days ago and still hasnt showed up. There are no magic clinics you can go to and make the baby disappear in those days so Mary has to either confess to cheating and face getting stoned to death in a pit or come up with a pretty good excuse as to why shes pregnant without actually going with old joey boy. Now Mary knows there is only one person who can achieve this, GOD himself! Mary also knows that none of the god fearing folk of nazareth are going to question the big man so it sounds like the perfect crime.Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha. But the whole thing back fires, word of mouth spreads, 3 asians on horse back come bearing gifts the 12 local idiotts decide to follow him as the son of god and write a book about the whole experience. Low and behold, the bible is born!!! Isnt that maybe a little more believable?