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LongToeNails
I am growing my toeNails as long as I can. Currently they are curling under my feet like Ice-skates. I had to cut holes in my shoes and all my socks are toast. There is also a herbivorus foot fungus forming under my cuticles as a result. I have to wear RollerBlades just to get around. The good thing is that I can scratch my chin while playing HackySack. I have about 33 more inches to grow in order to beat the world record. And I shred the Dance-Dance Revolution circut.
Is my plight Normal? Wish me luck.
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A few questions, if I may:
Are there small, furry-footed creatures by the name of "Baggins" living in little holes carved in your nail?
Are there civilizations of mushrooms and lichen growing on it who have actually begun selling real estate to prospective foreign mold cultures? Does it have universal health care? Homeland security? HAs it started outsourcing to the other foot? I'd be willing to bet it has a better government than America.
Nonetheless normal, mine are so long I've already gotten numerous compliments from Edward Scissorhands....Wolverine....FRAN DRESCHER...you name it. Just remember to take care of them; try to avoid sitting on them at all costs and wrap some chains wround them in the winter.
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enjoy!
in the meantime head to your local salon and get a pedicure.
i'm sure the vietnemese woman will get a kick out of that :-)