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WE ARE THE CHENJESU. WE ARE THE MMRNMHRM.

WE CANNOT BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE NOW. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PROCESS. I WILL EXPLAIN.

AFTER WE CHENJESU AND MMRNMHRM WERE DEFEATED BY THE UR-QUAN WE CHOSE TO BE ENCASED WITHIN A SINGLE SLAVE SHIELD ON THIS WORLD.

AS SOON AS THE UR-QUAN DEPARTED, WE BEGAN THE PROCESS.

WE INITIATED A SYNTHESIS OF OUR TWO SPECIES, OUR TWO CULTURES,

ONE CRYSTALLINE, THE OTHER PURELY MECHANICAL.
THIS PROCESS,

FUELED ONLY BY THE RADIANT ENERGY OF OUR SUN WILL EVENTUALLY PRODUCE A NEW HYBRID RACE

AND WHEN THE PROCESS IS COMPLETE, WE WILL CRACK THE UR-QUAN SLAVE SHIELD

AND EMERGE FROM OUR CHRYSALIS LIKE A WINGED INSECT UNLEASHED FROM ITS COCOON.

THEN WE WILL BE READY AND ABLE TO DEAL WITH THE UR-QUAN,

THEIR BATTLE THRALLS
AND THE DREADED... SA-MATRA.
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Comments (6)
how come your hiding your stories??
Are you really a rapper? If so, then rap.
WTF?
It's hard enough to remember the complex histories in these games, but when you also can't pronounce the names of any of the species, the cities, or the spacecraft, it's beyond infuriating.

No doubt my advanced age renders me irritable and impatient. Good luck resolving the Doctrinal Conflict.
Hey, I read THAT book!
Damned scientologists