SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! again
I was having a house party.. i only invited 7 people and 83 showed up... friends told friends.... etc.. i didnt have enough tea and biscuits for 83 people so i gave them some brownies.. Most of them ended up sleeping over and in the morning they were all throwing up.. when i read the lable on the brownie bag it said
EXPIRATION DATE 03/12/1984
... most of them got food poisoning so i went to a store to get some deodorant so the house wouldnt smell like smithee ... But when i got back
THE HOUSE WAS EMPTY WITH BARF EVERYWHERE AND MY BELOVED DOG f**kALOTAMONKIE WAS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN.. ON A TREE!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH THANKS FOR READING LOSERS!