The High Horse
Is there something wrong with me? I seem to be the only person capable of not wanting to have sex and/or breed or have horny romance, not wanting to get into trouble with the law, and not do drugs. I feel like the only light in a dark room whose job is to get people to do right. It seems like sinning is the new trend and I am being left behind. Why am I not getting desires to bone girls or smoke a joint or go rip off convenience stores or set fires?
sin is created by abuse of free will
Now excuse me, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
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Heh, can't go wrong with completely mangling a Family Guy quote huh? :D
fuk his brains out
A) You're a religious zealot
B) you have no balls