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Wild Card
You know when those guys who make commercials have to hire at least one black guy and one asian dude so the ad covers a wider audience? And how shampoo commercials need at least one latino girl?Well, that brings me to my job. I'm a human wild card. That's right, I'm androgynous, a quarter mexican, chinese, black and indian. It was tough going through elementary school like this, but in retrospect, I wouldn't have gotten so many calls for shampoo and ATV commercials.
But I have to wonder if it's really normal. I mean, to be androgynous and a quarter of all major non-white races may get me a lot of calls for advertising jobs, but I doubt there's anyone out there like me.
And to make matters worse, I recently have gotten a metal, flesh-coloured slot for false penises and vaginas to improve the effect. Is it normal?
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but is does pisss me off when i notice the commercials... it's almost insulting and i think more racist than not using them....
like using fat chicks with stretchmarks and rolls in bikinis to sell skin products. that honestly doesnt want to make me buy the product... Im skinny and pretty so a product that seems to target fat chicks doesnt interest me. Even fat chicks dont want it... they want a product that will make them beautiful.... not stretchmarky.