The worst day of my life
One time, I was on a date with my 30 year old cousin (we have been going steady for a long time. Also, I am 16) and she told me a joke. I laughed so hard I sh*t my paints. So for the rest of that day, I walked really funny. A lot of people were looking at me and saying I smelt like sh*t. I was so humiliated.