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Masturbating in shower
Hi, I am female and I want to know if most men masturbate most mornings. I've heard that men usually wake up with a hard on so what do you blokes on here usually do about it?
If you wake up with a stiffy and get into the shower to get ready for the day, do you usually make yourselves come in the shower?
Just interested!
Thanks
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Comments (9)
stinkbug12345 (9117)
2007-08-22 19:32:47
I rarely masturbate in the shower, because it could get slippery I fall and break my neck. Usually morning stiffys are not sexual to me at least, whenever I have one it means I gotta pee. the stiffy prevents me from peeing. if you know anything about male biology
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-08-22 20:02:11
whan i was younger i didnt whack off morning much because it always made the rest of the day and since ive been getting real sex waking up with a woodrow is just something you save for later with your honey.
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wtbiff (10136)
2007-08-22 22:09:32
I do wake usually every morning with being horny, but I usually don't shower until after working so I can clean up. Although I do masturbate in the shower all the time, and usually spned up to an hour in there enjoying myself the same way I would if I were to have sex with a female. But since I am alone and living on my own, I guess maturbating will be the only way for me to go. But as far as waking in mornings feeling horny? All the time!
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-08-22 23:29:33
that's great guys, you all have penises. fuck you all.
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Lockets (9540)
2007-08-23 18:23:58
Ok, thanks for the replies! (except EccentricWeird's reply)
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wtbiff (10136)
2007-08-25 10:00:35
@: Lockets
EccentricWeird sounds like a misserable person and I like that, because that tells me they live misserable life and it serves him/her or whatever it is RIGHT to live like that!!
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screeningpurposesonly (10192)
2007-08-25 10:28:14
i wish i had a dick!
=(((
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xBabiiiRonziiix (10159)
2007-08-26 06:55:27
ima girl and i use the showerhead and aim it at my clitoris...ahhhh soo nice, it makes me cum everytime :)
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Ranbo12399 (10417)
2007-09-05 22:34:39
I beat off just about every morning. Sometimes I think about my girlfriends mom, sometimes my wife's mom, sometimes my best friends wife, and sometimes my sister. Its totally normal....i think.
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