My GF loves her dildo more than my d*** - Is It Normal?

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My GF loves her dildo more than my d***

The other day me and my GF were in a sex shop and she was looking at dildos, she wanted me to buy one for her, she got this big pink one, that was much bigger than me. I said to her "that won't fit up you what if you get used to it" She said shes had bigger things up there than that ... meaning her EX.. Should i be offended..

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niggawitmoney (9329)

2007-08-24 18:14:51

lol u should

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Didge_Daz (5056)

2007-08-24 19:58:14

well not really...if its a fact its a fact dude, shes not teasing you m8 just stating a fact, its like saying someone dead is in fact...dead..get over it, wimen care more about other things (like shoes) then the size of our knobs.

peace Jah bless

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slackjawedyokel (6678)

2007-08-24 20:08:11

she is certainly making fun of your member by buying a big dong and talking about all the big dongs she has had.Id find a girl who had had only little weiners.

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screeningpurposesonly (10192)

2007-08-24 23:36:05

rofl....
first she makes you buy her a new dick.
and then she takes the piss out of yourse by referring to her ex being bigger than you;
sorry man.
but that bitch's got some isssssues.
smack her about a little
that'll help!

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Havoc (9015)

2007-09-14 08:42:55

you probably have a deformed penis

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nutbuster11 (10893)

2007-09-29 00:15:23

they are all wrong you just still have a baby dick

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political_refugee (11382)

2007-11-02 04:32:42

you need big kahooners like me!!