Once upon a time..
Once upon a time when the birds were sh*tting lime and monkeys were peeling the spuds. A devil ran passed with a chisel in his ass to see what was going on. A fart brang my bowels great ease, it was to disinfect the Jews and suffocate the Japaneese. My time here is short for my ticker has gone mort and i must bid you my leave.
yours truly, Mr. Hitler