Is my d*** a gps???

hello guys the names branning...... Bradley branning. im a 20 year old ginger banker/ hardcore gangster.

anyway when ever i mention out loud where im going my (excuse my French) my d*** starts pointing to the direction i need to go and the funny thing is it works great, last night i said "The nearest brothel" and it took me there in less then 10 minits, its great life can't get better i wish i discovered this earlier until one day a doctor evil stole my idea now he is selling it on ebay for less then 100 pounds this is sexual harassment im getting from this little mother f**ker

Do you think it's normal?

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